Ok so this just happened to me the other day so does any one else have any clumsy or embarassing stories to tell? Just for fun and laughs? I was cleaning my duck run the other day and I was holding off on the pond till last. (my pump had been broken for a few days so the water was super icky!) Well my ducks were all standing there watching me and waiting for me to be done when they all started quacking really loud! I couldnt figure out what it was. Well the next thing i know there is the neighbors cat that got lose jumping on to the edge of the fence! My ducks are scattering at this point and my dog heres them and comes running (my dog loves the ducks! always protects them and never hurts them). She runs straight threw the ducks towards the cat to get it out of "her" yard and away from "her" ducks. In the proccess of her running threw the ducks they went in every direction wings flapping and quacking! I was trying to run to get my dog and in the proccess got hit be a couple of running ducks that didnt care i was in their way thus tripping me and pushing me into the poo filled pond! Oh my what a mess! And very stinky! My ducks seemed to calm down right after that and just gather around to laugh at me. I got out and ran right over to the hose to wash down... They were all by the fence closest to me still quacking at me that sounded like laughing! Wet and all i went next door to my neighbor and the cat was laying out front. I picked him up and knocked on the door. He asked me what happened and i handed him his cat and said it escaped again. He looked at me confused and i told him what happened. He laughed for a few minutes and then put the cat inside and procceded to walk over to my place and help me clean out the rest of my pond. Anyone else have any funny/embarassing stories that they would care to share?