C'mon Man rant

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by greathorse, Jan 26, 2010.

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  1. greathorse

    greathorse Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 1, 2008
    Northern Colorado

    Some of you may recall the piece ( don’t really know who they are) done by certain football broadcasters this past season and they called it C’mon man! I hope I spelled it well enough for everyone to get it “Come On Man” This is my rant about admittedly petty observances regarding annoying (to me) sayings and postings that are to a large degree indigenous to this site. All in good fun.

    “How can I make my rooster stop crowing?
    They Crow!! C’mon man!
    Endless use of the word “poo”
    Its manure!! C’mon man!
    Rooster “doing his thing” “getting his shimmy on” “doing the deed”etc etc
    He is breeding them!! C’mon man!
    Can I feed my chickens XYZ???
    They’re chickens they eat everything!!! C’mon man!
    Deep litter “method”
    Its bedding piled deep!! C’mon man!
    Why do my chickens hate me??
    Ya keep chasing them around trying to pick them up they hate it!! C’mon man!
    Are these show quality?? Uh oh my feelings are hurt someone said they are not!!
    Uhh , you asked for it!! C’mon man!
    Can I eat fertile eggs? Hubby thinks its gross!!!
    Whut?? C’mon man!
    I hatched a bunch of chicks and now unfortunately I have some roosters What do I do now?
    C’mon man!

    Wanna ad to the list??
  2. Cindiloohoo

    Cindiloohoo Quiet as a Church Mouse

    Dec 19, 2009
    Southwest TN
    [​IMG] I think you covered a lot of them!! [​IMG]
  3. rebelcowboysnb

    rebelcowboysnb Confederate Money Farm

    Their hatching, now what?

    You just think to ask that NOW?
  4. rebelcowboysnb

    rebelcowboysnb Confederate Money Farm

    What breed is my chicken?

    Its a Mutt!
  5. rebelcowboysnb

    rebelcowboysnb Confederate Money Farm

    What sex is it?

    Sex? Its still half egg!
  6. Katy

    Katy Flock Mistress

  7. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    I hope no one feelings got hurt from this thread. We were all new at one time, and I for one knew absolutely nothing about chickens whatsoever. I am sure I have asked some of those same questions at one time or another. Lack of information does not make one stupid.

    At BYC, there are no stupid questions, just requests for information.
  8. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

    This entire thread violates this rule:

    5. No teasing, mocking, ridiculing, or otherwise making fun at other member's expense

    To stick to the theme, c'mon man, y'all knew better.​
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