C'mon Man rant

RANT

Some of you may recall the piece ( don’t really know who they are) done by certain football broadcasters this past season and they called it C’mon man! I hope I spelled it well enough for everyone to get it “Come On Man” This is my rant about admittedly petty observances regarding annoying (to me) sayings and postings that are to a large degree indigenous to this site. All in good fun.

“How can I make my rooster stop crowing?
They Crow!! C’mon man!
Endless use of the word “poo”
Its manure!! C’mon man!
Rooster “doing his thing” “getting his shimmy on” “doing the deed”etc etc
He is breeding them!! C’mon man!
Can I feed my chickens XYZ???
They’re chickens they eat everything!!! C’mon man!
Deep litter “method”
Its bedding piled deep!! C’mon man!
Why do my chickens hate me??
Ya keep chasing them around trying to pick them up they hate it!! C’mon man!
Are these show quality?? Uh oh my feelings are hurt someone said they are not!!
Uhh , you asked for it!! C’mon man!
Can I eat fertile eggs? Hubby thinks its gross!!!
Whut?? C’mon man!
I hatched a bunch of chicks and now unfortunately I have some roosters What do I do now?
C’mon man!

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