Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[CHlCKEN]

Another con to Cochins are that they are poor layers.

yizzle sheeps

 

[HENS-and-MARES]

Whooo?

Idk, it was at 55, not it’s at 54, though earlier some left the Cochin team.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I am the official Military Commander of the Orp team.
Queen of Cruelty.
General Death.
The Kidnapper.
Commander Oddity, reporating for duty.

 

[CHlCKEN]

I am the official Military Commander of the Orp team.
Queen of Cruelty.
General Death.
The Kidnapper.
Commander Oddity, reporating for duty.

Can I have a role. The Orpington army is in chaos

 

[The Happster]

I am the official Military Commander of the Orp team.
Queen of Cruelty.
General Death.
The Kidnapper.
Commander Oddity, reporating for duty.

SPELL CHECK, love.

Calling @JadeFarms

 

[black_cat]

I am the official Military Commander of the Orp team.
Queen of Cruelty.
General Death.
The Kidnapper.
Commander Oddity, reporating for duty.

pretty sure I'm the prime kidnapping target atm- I got away thanks to Jade, but I think that I still need to be tortured for info

 

[JadeFarms]

SPELL CHECK, love.

Calling @JadeFarms

Yes?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

pretty sure I'm the prime kidnapping target atm- I got away thanks to Jade, but I think that I still need to be tortured for info

Sounds good.
Who's kidnapping you?

 

[human1]

*muffled* JADE HELp M- *loud thud* *screaming*

*patters of many unfluffy feet*
*audible mealworm sighs*

mealworm sighs?

Your attempt to bribe my Orpington army was apparently unsuccessful.

Hold on I’m coming with the dogs and a machete

*running* *screaming* SBF HEL- *loud thud #2* *screaming LOUDER*

h u r r y

We're coming @black_cat!!!!!

*grabs Icky*
HAPPY BE NICE I HAVE ICKY

I’m here with the dogs machete and our team. I also have a giant army of Cochins. *cochins and orps start fighting*

I'm bringing the guard buffs and delaware!!!!

They won't hurt their own breed!!!

I forgot to tell you something.

Icky does not like being picked up like that.
It's not as simple as "grabbing Icky".
He will fight you.

He flogged me yesterday for grabbing him.

*Charges into the melee*
“FOR ORPINGTONS!”

I'll hold him by the feet if I have to.
Let BC go.


https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/orp-team.1434427/

I have a flogging rooster!
Joop Joop joins the fight!View attachment 2451924

*loud screaming* *loud thud* *loud thud* *screaming has stopped because someone knocked my head into something and knocked me out*

Gotta say, I don't think that you can have a better name for a rooster than Joop Joop

He's cute. He must meet Ickenham. View attachment 2451927

*Grabs you evil SBF distracts Happy*

I meant while

Biscuit joins the fight to protect Boo Boo who has a neopolian complex.

Remember I'm just unconscious, but you don't know that. This the part where you panic and think I'm dead even though I''m not.

*Brings BC to the woods where it’s peaceful crying calling for help thinking she’s dead*

If you ask me to help I can catch you before loud thud #3 occurs

Thank you you're very good at dramatic emotional drama fight scenes (SEE SBF I"M NOT JUST A FANGIRL)

*runs up to Jade with an Orpington army trailing behind*

*stays at the edges if the fight thinking about strategies*

*Takes BC and runs still crying screaming for help*

I'm (mostly) just messing with SBF because she thinks I'm a dramatic fangirl, but I think that drama/injury scenes are hella fun to read/act in

*orpington solider #443 throws big stick at BC. Orpington soliders #34 and #780 run off into the night with her. Orpington solider #345 takes Jade hostage*

Can two orpingtons carry my deadweight unconscious body? I doubt their strength.

Exactly

Orpington solider #345 happens to be an experienced warrior I will have you know!

I'm pretty sure I'd squish any orps that tried to carry me unless there were like 47

Ok. There’s 48.
Orpington Soliders #445 #678 #9 #567 #564 #5678 #345 #321 #4567-#4606 will carry you away

I am the official Military Commander of the Orp team.
Queen of Cruelty.
General Death.
The Kidnapper.
Commander Oddity, reporating for duty.

pretty sure I'm the prime kidnapping target atm- I got away thanks to Jade, but I think that I still need to be tortured for info

Sounds good.
Who's kidnapping you?

quick summary...

 

[black_cat]

Sounds good.
Who's kidnapping you?

Odd? Happy? You? Idek