Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[SBFChickenGirl]

you sure about that?

Can we review some children's books?
There Was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly.....
Does ANYONE question that book? Like seriously.
The Cat in the Hat? Green Eggs and Ham?
(I do love Dr. Suess... but I'm trying to make a point here.)
What about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
James and the Giant Peach?

See... think about it. A super-spy chicken wouldn't be that far-fetched.

ETA: Or is it Dr. Seuss? I'm not sure. Spellcheck neither confirms nor denys. (Wait. Is it denies? Or denys? I'm not sure... Someone tell me if you know LOL.)

 

[Alyssa-Bee]

Okay, I'm going to go for the night now! Have a good rest of

Can we review some children's books?
There Was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly.....
Does ANYONE question that book? Like seriously.
The Cat in the Hat? Green Eggs and Ham?
(I do love Dr. Suess... but I'm trying to make a point here.)
What about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
James and the Giant Peach?

See... think about it. A super-spy chicken wouldn't be that far-fetched.

True! If we made one about the whole thread, though, that wouldn't be good. Meat tenderizing torture chairs aren't in any children's books... are they?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

True! If we made one about the whole thread, though, that wouldn't be good. Meat tenderizing torture chairs aren't in any children's books... are they?

Let's hope not. I would not want that to be in any children's book XD

 

[Alyssa-Bee]

Okay, I'm going to leave for the night! (Assuming it's night where all of you are... I'm too lazy to look) May the rest of your night/day be filled with orpington, cochin, guinea, duck, (whatever you like), etc!

Let's hope not. I would not want that to be in any children's book XD

Yes, deffinitly none of the gruesome part would be good!

Bye!

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Okay, I'm going to leave for the night! (Assuming it's night where all of you are... I'm too lazy to look) May the rest of your night/day be filled with orpington, cochin, guinea, duck, (whatever you like), etc!

Yes, deffinitly none of the gruesome part would be good!

Bye!

May your dreams be full of Orps.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

A Cochin with a noose around its neck.
Think you could do that for me, @IHateCochins?


I love it.

You had a typo, you meant Orpington. Let me go do that real quick.

@OneHappyRooster this good? View attachment 2449205
(He’s opening his mouth cause it’s 80 degrees out)

Cochins will rule the world

And Orpingtons will be their servants.

You know I'm just going to string my Cochins upside down after this.

I think you mean your butt orplingtons

Orpingtons can never reach the greatness that is Cochins.

Their not pure Cochins so I’m not extremely offended. I’ll make sure to post pictures when my orps become chicken noodle soup.

*grabs popcorn*

And you are now my best friend.

Haha @JadeFarms and @OneHappyRooster and @EmmaRainboe... your Cochins VS Orpington feud is so funny!

Who would have known this nonesense would have escalated to a full on war?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Okay, I'm going to go for the night now! Have a good rest of

True! If we made one about the whole thread, though, that wouldn't be good. Meat tenderizing torture chairs aren't in any children's books... are they?

Some of the original fairy tales are pretty nasty.
For example, I once read a fairy tale about a princess being sent to another kingdom with her maid to marry the prince there. The maid managed to swap places with the princess, thus leaving the princess as the servant while the maid would marry the prince.
The maid was found out eventually, and before telling her, the king asked, "If you found out that a woman had stolen another woman's husband, how would you punish her?"
The maid replied, "I would place her in a closed barrel filled with rusted nails, and then push the barrel down a hill and into a river."
The king replied, "You have spoken your own punishment. You will now receive what you have described."
And so, the discovered maid was placed in a barrel with rusty nails and rolled down a hill and into the river, while the true princess lived happily ever after with her prince.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

So just post random pics???

You can and you give everyone here ideas of cool pictures and we will try to create the pictures. It’s just a game.

So like, a cow with a banana up their nose?

Uh sure I’m not sure if anybody wants to create that but that sure is creative

Also, how is this still the same thread?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Some of the original fairy tales are pretty nasty. For example, I once read a fairy tale about a princess being sent to another kingdom with her maid to marry the prince there. The maid managed to swap places with the princess, thus leaving the princess as the servant while the maid would marry the prince.
The maid was found out eventually, and before telling her, the king asked, "If you found out that a woman had stolen another woman's husband, how would you punish her?"
The maid replied, "I would place her in a closed barrel filled with rusted nails, and then push the barrel down a hill and into a river."
The king replied, "You have spoken your own punishment. You will now receive what you have described."
And so, the discovered maid was placed in a barrel with rusty nails and rolled down a hill and into the river, while the true princess lived happily ever after with her prince.

Wow.
That's.... very questionable.
But I mean... if you look at the OG Little Mermaid tale, it's pretty unbelievable* as well... nothing like the "Under the Sea" that we know today, with Disney and such

*And gruesome. That's the word I was looking for.

 

[human1]

All that this is making me think of with the two "O's," is a double chin.
No, I do not know why.

fine
>>:O

Can we review some children's books?
There Was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly.....
Does ANYONE question that book? Like seriously.
The Cat in the Hat? Green Eggs and Ham?
(I do love Dr. Suess... but I'm trying to make a point here.)
What about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
James and the Giant Peach?

See... think about it. A super-spy chicken wouldn't be that far-fetched.

ETA: Or is it Dr. Seuss? I'm not sure. Spellcheck neither confirms nor denys. (Wait. Is it denies? Or denys? I'm not sure... Someone tell me if you know LOL.)

should be 'denies' i think cuz 'drop the y and add ies' if the y doesnt come after a vowel
(boy/boys, baby/babies)
BUT I COUDL BE WRONG THERE ARE SOMETIMES EXCEPTIONS JSUT GOOGLE IT