Cochins Vs. Orps Bickering thread CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

[SBFChickenGirl]

A CAPE?

Got any fun things we could stick in it?

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I do not fear her. I am neutral, and could be just as much of a boon to the Orps as I could be a disaster -- torture could result in a lust for vengeance on the Orps, and thus, a possible allegiance with the Cochins. Torture is risky.
Take these words to heart, both sides -- I will not be tortured and take it lying down.

I will not be torturing you.
*bows*

 

[TheOddOneOut]

Got any fun things we could stick in it?

the thing in the attic?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

the thing in the attic?

Perfect.
Do I get to see it?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

*imagines screeching guinea*

Screeching and flailing, and then plotting a violent vengeance.
Have you seen a guinea's nails? They're ridiculous. Look at Spook's nail digging into my arm in the bottom-left corner:

They're huge.

 

[The Happster]

the thing in the attic?

Wait, what's in the attic again?

Why are my teammates perpetually plotting against me?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Wait, what's in the attic again?

Why are my teammates perpetually plotting against me?

Give the butler a raise and maybe your problems will go away.

 

[human1]

Wait, what's in the attic again?

Why are my teammates perpetually plotting against me?

 

[human1]

the thing in the attic?

wait. theres only ONE thing in the attic?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

wait. theres only ONE thing in the attic?

Yeah, Odd... Are we talking about multiple things of the same type? Or one thing? Or different things, but a good many of them?