COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows
down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout
before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling
cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't
start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold
enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows
down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout
before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling
cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't
start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold
enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late
