COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .

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  1. BeckyLa

    BeckyLa Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 11, 2007
    N. Louisiana
    COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .

    65 above zero:
    Floridians turn on the heat.
    People in Minnesota plant gardens.

    60 above zero:
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Minnesota sunbathe.

    50 above zero:
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in Minnesota drive with the windows
    down.

    40 above zero:
    Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
    wool hats.
    People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

    35 above zero:
    New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in Minnesota have the last cookout
    before it gets cold.

    20 above Zero
    People in Miami all die.
    Minnesotans close the windows.

    Zero:
    Californians fly away to Mexico .
    People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

    10 below zero:
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling
    cookies door to door.

    20 below zero:
    Washington DC runs out of hot air.
    People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

    30 below zero:
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Minnesotans get upset because they can't
    start the Snow-mobile.

    40 below zero:
    ALL atomic motion stops.
    People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold
    enough fer ya?'

    50 below zero:
    Hell freezes over.
    Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late
     
  2. byrandom

    byrandom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Thanks for the laugh! Although, they forgot Texas! We die whenever it gets around 20 above Zero. [​IMG]
     
  3. BeckyLa

    BeckyLa Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 11, 2007
    N. Louisiana
    And Louisiana. I'm dieing now with temps in the mid forties. But the humidity we have here adds sooo much....
     
  4. Lil Chirp

    Lil Chirp Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ha ha
     
  5. Skip

    Skip Chillin' With My Peeps

    LOL, I can relate to that! I'm the kind of person who wears shorts at fifty degrees. [​IMG]
     
  6. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Yeah, well it's 47 degrees out there right now and it's COLD!

    Hey, I lived in Milwaukee for four years so I know what it's like to live in Eskimo tundra.
     
  7. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    Hey- Minnesota and Idaho have a lot in common. Idaho closes school in the winter when it's too cold for the buses to start.

    Thanks for the laugh.
     
  8. Steve

    Steve Ye Olde Henhouse Builder

    But in Michigan, we really have a Hell and it freezes over.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    Steve! Keep it down already. If you make me laugh that loud again I'm going to wake up DW and the kids!
     
  10. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Buster, you could actually go to Hell and see if it's colder there.
     

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