Let me get this right. You kicked in $30 for a wedding gift for one of them, meaning that person received a $90 gift.
For YOUR wedding gift, they all got together and bought you a pair of freakin' salad tongs?
SALAD TONGS????????
NOT diamond-encrusted, not golden. Not silver, not more than a small slab of wood.
Are they engraved?????
I don't know. Do you think they're playing a joke on you? Has the wedding passed?
What an awkward position. You sure can't ask, complain, or do anything besides be gracious, as you said.
What schmucks.
For YOUR wedding gift, they all got together and bought you a pair of freakin' salad tongs?
SALAD TONGS????????
NOT diamond-encrusted, not golden. Not silver, not more than a small slab of wood.
Are they engraved?????
I don't know. Do you think they're playing a joke on you? Has the wedding passed?
What an awkward position. You sure can't ask, complain, or do anything besides be gracious, as you said.
What schmucks.
