Here's another funny story....
I used to work with a guy from Rural Southern Utah. His grandpa raised a huge garden each year, in fact, it was their single largest food source. So he plants his seed one year, and the neighbor's chickens visit and eat all the seed that had just been planted. He goe to the neighbor and tells him, but the neighbor says his chickens weren't going to his house. So Grandpa Judd plants again. The seeds are eaten again. He talks to the neighbor again, and again denies that HIS chickens would have done that. So grandpa Judd goes back home, thinks for a while and comes up with a solution....
The next day the neighbor apologizes for his chickens. He had gone out to check on them and they were all running around with strings hanging out of their mouths, each with a tag tied to it. The tag said, "I have been eating in the Judd's garden" Grandpa Judd had taken the time to write these tags and attach them to corn seeds.......