Come Ramble With Me!

[Corbdee]

What rank am I at on the Happ-o-meter??

 

[The Happster]

Where am I at? Being junior happy and all.

If I didn't put you at angry-emoteable, I'd be a Cochin.

What rank am I at on the Happ-o-meter??

Sorry kid. You're a peppermint stick.

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

No sorry I won't be able to join.

*Finally leaves meeting after two hours* I think I joined lol.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

No, actually, I'm working out a list. It goes something like this:
10/10 Happy-esque.
9/10 Orpington.
8/10 angry emoteable.
7/10 I Happrove.
6/10 peach slice
5/10 peppermint stick.
4/10 Mutinous.
3/10 Anti-Happ.
2/10 Cochin.
1/10 Fake Orp (OrpHington).
0/10 Troll.

You're right about....here. 4/10. Not bad.

I feel like 4/10 may have been for a certain person XD
Can you confirm or deny this?

Where am I at on this scale?

 

[The Happster]

I feel like 4/10 may have been for a certain person XD
Can you confirm or deny this?

Where am I at on this scale?

Affirmative.
4/10 was made expressly for you.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Sorry kid. You're a peppermint stick.

'Sorry'! I thought you said 4/10 was pretty good!

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Affirmative.
4/10 was made expressly for you.

I feel so special

 

[human1]

what yall having for breakfast

human food

i am having cinnamon rolls

yum

Lost one of my Cochins the other day.

The youngest. She was barely full grown.
I was horrified I lost her. I'd have preferred to lose an older bird. She'd barely lived.

aww

I didn’t get any chickens

oh no!

That chick that I wanted the guy wouldn’t sell. And the one I wanted to buy the Cochins from wasn’t there.

Autocorrect. Sorry*

I am very busy at the moment.

aw okay then, hope to see you soon!

The Zoom whojimaflip?
I thought that y'all wanted to be left alone.
... Or was I getting mixed signals again....

well if you wanted to

*Pops into this thread without warning* Hey, I ramble a lot!

hoi! welcom

@human1, look! More human friends!

yeyeyeyey

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This 10-year-old fluffy miniature poodle may look adorable (and for his credit, he often acts adorable), but yesterday he almost got himself, as well as me, run over by a car.

wow

Alright, so Finley (that's his name), dug a hole under his run (An annoying habit he's started), and ran out into the yard. He sometimes does this, so I went to go and get him. Finley, being the type of dog who never listens, thought this was a game and raced off into my neighbor's yard. I quickly apologized to them, but by this time, he was on my small, neighborhood road and racing up a hill. I called to him, bribed him, ordered him, etc....nothing seemed to work, so I went to the last resort - chase him. By this time, a big dog had noticed Finley and was trying to attack the little guy, so I sprinted up the hill to help him. (Note to self - bad idea). Anyway, the big dog got really mad at me and tried to attack me, but luckily the owner noticed and called him back. By this time, Finley had dashed into another neighbor's yard, then another, and so forth (he once ran into some poor person's garage), and by this time, from both sprinting after him and being in the cold air, my asthma was acting up, so I paused to use my inhaler. That's when Finley dashed towards the busy road. That road has quite a bit of cars on it, and I remember trying to breathe as I tore after him, calling helplessly, "You're going to get yourself killed! Come back!" (yes, I talk to my dog), and then the sweetest lady ever saw my dilemma and offered to help. Finley had now safely dashed across the road and was in another person's yard. We made our way carefully over the road and talked to Finley very sweetly, but he still thought this was a game. He walked towards us like he was going to let us pick him up, but then...he dashed right back onto the road. We started to follow him, but right when me and the lady reached the center of the road, 6 cars rounded a bend. Finley, not knowing cars could squash him, ran straight towards the cars, and the cars, not seeing him, drove right towards him! And then...4 cars came on the other side of the road, leaving me trapped in the middle. They were driving so fast...I was preparing to either die, or to see the dog I knew and loved a crushed, bloody heap. But then, the lady managed to get all the cars to stop in their tracks while I was having my own panic attack. Then she helped me calm down, despite the very loud honking that was filling the air. (none of the cars knew what was going on), and helped me pick up Finley and take him home.
It's strange, really...Finley never had any bad habits, nor was he very hyper when he was little. But now that he's old, he's so hard to manage!
Anyway, there's my very rambly story of "Finley Almost Died Yesterday."

yikes

Lol. Yeah. Why hunt alligators, when you can ride them?
Also, I found some guinea feathers at my friends place but they freaking fell out of my pocket! I’m so upset.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

No, actually, I'm working out a list. It goes something like this:
10/10 Happy-esque.
9/10 Orpington.
8/10 angry emoteable.
7/10 I Happrove.
6/10 peach slice
5/10 peppermint stick.
4/10 Mutinous.
3/10 Anti-Happ.
2/10 Cochin.
1/10 Fake Orp (OrpHington).
0/10 Troll.

You're right about....here. 4/10. Not bad.

what about full peaches?

Sorry kid. You're a peppermint stick.

can i eat you, @Corbdee

I feel like 4/10 may have been for a certain person XD
Can you confirm or deny this?

Where am I at on this scale?

mutinous

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

What rank am I on the Happ-o-meter? If I had to guess it would be fake orp for no particular reason....

 

[JadeFarms]

Happy doesn't get confused.

Wow who’s side are you on?