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[Yowza Wowza]

I call the kidneys for my collection!

I have one kidney actually

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I should reincarnate into a white person so I stand a better chance
or would I meet the same fate again

Your race has nothing to do with it.
If it does, then whoever you're dealing with is stupid.
It's skin color. Who cares what your pigmentation is?

 

[JadeFarms]

Your race has nothing to do with it.
If it does, than whoever you're dealing with is stupid.
It's skin color. Who cares what your pigmentation is?

Exactly.

 

[human1]

I’ll get my torture beetles. View attachment 2503099

what do they doo

This has nothing to do with unborn babies, though.

you sure @LittleBrownie isnt an unborn baby?

Is it really that surprising?

no, its just...

Not really.
Technically, almost any torture can be used to kill someone.
Bamboo under the nails? Let them bleed out slowly.
Flaying? Skin 'em and leave 'em.
The Wheel was definitely a method of execution. Break their limbs and weave them through the spokes and then leave them to die, or just smash the wheel down on their skulls.
Burn at the stake.
Electrocution can easily kill if you have enough volts.
Stab someone enough, and they'll die.
... Oh, I just realized that I have both "burning" and "scorching." How redundant of me. Silly me.

ooh okay
and you have 'how redundant of me,' and 'silly me'

This thing looks creepy. View attachment 2503112

yes

Wait a minute wait a minute. Was there a discussion about Bon Jovi chickens happening here because I had a customer ask me for Bon Jovi chickens and the only thing that came to mind was a Polish. Lol

nah it was on another thread

Now you tell me! I was tagged all innocent like on the Bon Jovi comment and now I know how to slowly torture someone with milk and honey. I mean, you learn something new every day. Lol

i didnt expect you to read everything...

I ordered a crow collar for my rooster today. Hopefully this doesn't end up a tale of torture for this thread.

Has anyone else successfully used one? I'm such a chicken, I'm afraid I'll strangle him.

i havent, and im also scared

I haven't, no.
I've heard that it's good to put it on loose enough that you can still easily get a finger underneath the collar, but I could be wrong.

i think ive heard that too
but ive also heard about roos taking their collars off

I’ve never used one but I’ve heard good and bad things about them. I don’t know the person personally but I do know of someone near me that uses no crow collars successfully. From what I’ve seen they don’t keep it too tight.

yes, ive seen some things about it working, or not makign it quiet enough, or strangling the boy, or being taken off

Supposedly you're supposed to take it off at night and it's not supposed to be a leave-it-on-all-the-time collar like a dog.

whabutthenthereslessofapoint

Well fingers crossed I don't kill him, I would feel terrible.

i would say try it on another one, but i guess each individual chickne is different :/

Keep an eye on him for a while after you put it on -- make sure that he isn't having trouble breathing or anything like that.

ooh good idea

Understand your worry; I feel the same way to be honest. Even though Bug (the legless rooster) is lucky that his little legless self isn’t strangled when he shrieks at 5 in the morning, I’m worried a crow collar would finally do him in.

wow, he's legless? he must be strong! how does he move?

I will admit the chair is getting a bit old.

I had a special needs rooster too. He had one good leg. I raised him until a young man with disabilities fell in love with him and they're best buds. I'm so glad I saved that chick instead of putting him down.

aw that's cute

I love being a martyr

This made me so sad, Frozen is already 8 years old.

omg this is sad

He is super tough! He had to have his legs amputated in a true dramatic story of love and loss! Of true love and betrayal! He’s also a fantastic little bantam rooster. He takes his job of caring for the girls seriously.

wow! amazing!

But really who would be interested in consuming human meat?

@CHlCKEN your emoji!

Well I'm putting my old self to bed. Feeling stiff from the iron maiden. Enjoy your tormenting and martyrdom. Lol

ooh okay, good night human!

 

[Yowza Wowza]

Your race has nothing to do with it.
If it does, than whoever you're dealing with is stupid.
It's skin color. Who cares what your pigmentation is?

Thank you I wish others thought the same

 

[JadeFarms]

I should reincarnate into a white person so I stand a better chance
or would I meet the same fate again

This was never about what race anyone is, it was just a joke. Im very sorry if it was offensive.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Thank you I wish others thought the same

There are, unfortunately, always bad people in the world -- people who think stupidly and who are petty like that.
Don't let those people get to you -- show them that you're stronger and better than they are. They let little things like pigmentation get to them -- don't let it get to you.

 

[human1]

I hope you enjoyed your nighttime orange!

literally eating a banana right now

Stop licking people. Your worse than a dog.

@MGG

What on earth is it with you and the kidneys?

she can repurpose them

I should reincarnate into a white person so I stand a better chance
or would I meet the same fate again

youre race shouldnt matter :/

I have one kidney actually

hmmm @EmmaRainboe

Your race has nothing to do with it.
If it does, then whoever you're dealing with is stupid.
It's skin color. Who cares what your pigmentation is?

exactly!

 

[human1]

There are, unfortunately, always bad people in the world -- people who think stupidly and who are petty like that.
Don't let those people get to you -- show them that you're stronger and better than they are. They let little things like pigmentation get to them -- don't let it get to you.

yeah!

 

[EmmaRainboe]

literally eating a banana right now

STOP IT.