That is just...oh, so hilarious!
But it's on! Time for another crazy dream of Silly Starburst!
(I think all of my dreams always end badly...
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Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Antarctica, me, my many, many siblings, and Mutter (mother) were on some ice. We were traveling along, when suddenly huge orca balloons came floating out of the water! We didn't like these orcas, so we began to run as fast as we could, my Mutter, who I never thought was a very fast runner, sprinting so fast I could hardly keep up, using a stroller as a jet ski as she jumped into the water, dragging me and the others with her.
There were many adventures in those seas that day, including interrupting some very chubby narwhals dining on a polar bear with an octopus chandelier, as well as floppy dinosaurs using the ice as an amusement park.
But then, suddenly we were back home - but...now we were penguins! And an old man came in, his face etched with so many wrinkles, he looked slightly like a tree - and all of his teeth were decaying! He did, however, wear quite the smart suit, made of black and white fabric. In his hand, he carried a big net.
That's when I realized he was a penguin catcher! And that suit was made of penguin skin! We knew he wanted to catch us and kill us, so we quickly ran out onto the large porch, cowering in fear behind potted plants and whatnot.
We were just beginning to think he wouldn't find us when my mother picked up the fabric cover for the grill (It's used to keep it dry when it rains. Which is almost all the time over here), and started shaking it, over and over, and over! It was very, very loud. We kept telling her to be quiet, but nope! She just kept shaking it.
The dream ended with the penguin catcher looming over me, a wicked smile tugging his lips and a cruel laugh echoing from his mouth.
I was (and still am), weird! 
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