common sense fashion rules

[seismic wonder2]

Oh, and By The Way...


LYCRA AND SPANDEX ARE A PRIVELAGE NOT A RIGHT.

A woman walked past me Sunday and It sounded like high tensile steel about to give way. I said to my buddy, "If them shorts bust, somebodies' gonna get a ride in da bamblance..." He lost it.

 

[redhen]

if those girls have what is called a "muffin top"
i'd hate to hear what they'd call my blubber hanging out of my jeans....
"Triple Layer Cake top" maybe??

I never have gotten WHY people think they are sexy when they let all their fat hang out for all the world to see......

*redhen TRIES to hide her fat... not show it off!*

 

[Nupine]

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They forgot to shave that morning...?

Bahahahaha!

 

[Ferrret]

Professional swimmers, and those with the physique of a pro swimmer, are the only ones allowed to wear a speedo.
If your underwear covers more than your swimsuit, find a new swimsuit.
Popped collars are in no way cool. Neither is wearing more eye/lip liner than your girlfriend.
If your tan makes you look like A) an Oompa Loompa or B) a beaten leather jacket then you should stop tanning and stay indoors for a while. Maybe even see a doctor.

The bra is a tricky thing to dictate.
Sometimes you can't wear a top without risking bra straps showing, but if you know the strap may show, wear a bra in the same color as the shirt.
If you are wearing a shirt that your bra will show through, either wear an undershirt or wear a bra that is the same color as your shirt. White shirt with a black bra is tacky.
Unless you don't have any boobs to speak of, wear a bra. If you are very well endowed, opt for a corset instead of a strapless bra.
Don't go for a run or any sort of exercise without wearing a sports bra, they exist for a reason.
Low cut shirts are okay. Shirts with a neck line down to the belly button are not.

Lycra is a no. Just no.
Neon Colors, unless for safety, are under the label 'Do Not Wear'.
Belts are meant to keep your pants up. If you are wearing a belt then your pants should not be down low enough to show your underwear.
Dress for the weather. If it is snowing, then you shouldn't be wearing a mini skirt.
If you choose to wear high heels, wear heels that you will be comfortable in and learn to walk properly in them. In high heels you are supposed to walk on the balls of you feet, not placing all of your weight on your heels. If you know you can't wear 4" heels without being sore in an hour, then don't freaking wear them!
If your shirt's arm holes are wide enough you can see your entire side, buy a new shirt.
Dress appropriately for the occasion. Somber colors for Funerals, dress clothes for Weddings and formal events, etc.
Perfume, Cologne and scented body sprays are to add a slight nice scent, not alert everyone within 50ft. of your presence.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Me too. I always wear pants that are a size too big. I don't want my undie lines to show.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Last weekend I was shopping for some nice maternity slacks to wear to church and all that was available was skinny pants - in maternity wear? Really?

I left the store without buying anything and made a beeline for the nearest consignment shop that carries maternity clothes. I figured skinny pants were too new to have hit consignment stores yet and I'm happy to report I found some lovely boot-cut jeans and modest slacks.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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VERY cool Belle. I bet you look great in them.

 

[sparkles2307]

I hate when clients come in and you can smell their cologne for hours afterward. I have severe allergies, and so do many of the ppl I work with. Youre not doing yourself any favors causeing your food stamp worker to have a seizure before issuing your benefits!

 

[PineappleMama]

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Amen Sister! With my ruddy complexion I reckon mine'd be more like a Red Velvet...

 

[redhen]

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Amen Sister! With my ruddy complexion I reckon mine'd be more like a Red Velvet...

LOL..i'd be a white cake...