common sense fashion rules

[emmalynn]

If they can afford that much perfume then they don't need food stamps.

 

[emmalynn]

I have always thought it was bad when large women wear corduroy pants. With all the friction generated.....Forest fire alert!!

 

[patnjess]

so what about the person who goes out without brushing her hair, with paint and bleach stains on my t-shirt, and what ever bottoms I manage to wear, and my coop crocs that I wear, to busy to change before leaving the house.
what would ya think then?
I think I look hot no matter what, or at least that is what my husband says.
He's thrilled if I find time to brush my teeth.

Now he is the fashionista in this house. He shops at Macy's I shop at Walmart.
Just sayin

 

[Southernbelle]

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VERY cool Belle. I bet you look great in them.

Aw, thanks Buff.

 

[seismic wonder2]

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LOL!
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[Catstar68]

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LOL!
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[chickaddict]

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Me too. I always wear pants that are a size too big. I don't want my undie lines to show.

x3

Make-up was created to hide flaws and even out your complexion. Worn properly no -one should be able to tell you are wearing any.
If I can see your liner and eye shadow from across the street -

join a circus, you'll fit right in

 

[OccamsTazer]

Oh, do you guys remember that hilarious corduroy pants commercial where the guys is walking through the woods and a badger falls in love with him because it thinks the *voip voip voip* noise is a mating call?
I loved that one!

Also, how to avoid long butt:
http://www.graspingforobjectivity.com/2009/03/mom-jeans-and-dreaded-long-butt.html

 

[chickaddict]

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When I worked in an office I always took the stairs instead of the elevator for that very reason. I don't have any allergies but one trip in the elevator first thing in the morning would leave me nauseous for hours.

 

[scbatz33]

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When I worked in an office I always took the stairs instead of the elevator for that very reason. I don't have any allergies but one trip in the elevator first thing in the morning would leave me nauseous for hours.

My DH doesn't trust the cleanliness of perfume wearers. He says (and historically so) Perfume was created to cover the stench of not bathing. Thus the only reason to wear it is if you aren't bathing.

Of course I like the ad for the men's body wash where they are interviewing the high school boys and they are talking about overly obnoxious smelling soap.....

I am sensitive to certain perfumes. It's can be very difficult to keep from gagging while ringing up a person's order, let me tell you! But I don't know which is worse, smelling too much perfume or smelling someone who is unaware of the recent invention called deodorant. When I was driving a truck, it was AWFUL to have to stand near (like in the same building) with some of these men who are allergic to soap and water!!!!