Complaints about @kiki have no fear you are not alone!

[Kiki]

I"d say yes, you can pick it, but that seems like I'd be putting a lot of my freedom for 2021 in your hands........which I'm not sure is advisable

I would just like you to not be so negative in real life.That's all.

 

[Kiki]

Am I missing something or are you guys related? Or can the cat teleport?

Heck no. We can only deal with one Dawg. There better not be more of her.

 

[black_cat]

I would just like you to not be so negative in real life.That's all.

Hmmmmm......
Okkkk......

Wait a sec, what is this witchcraft trickery?

 

[black_cat]

Heck no. We can only deal with one Dawg. There better not be more of her.

Sooooooo the cat can teleport?

 

[BantyChooks]

This is Fake Batty singing.
She's going to kill me but once I told Batty she reminded me of Adelle.

I'm glad you've accepted your impending death. Now, hold still so it'll happen quick.

Really? You mean Batty sings?

I've lured many dozens of men to their death on the ocean rocks.

 

[BantyChooks]

I once told Kiki I didn't need any more quail and she sent me eggs. I'm still traumatized from the experience. I see quail in my nightmares sometimes.

 

[duluthralphie]

I'm glad you've accepted your impending death. Now, hold still so it'll happen quick.


I've lured many dozens of men to their death on the ocean rocks.

Well, between those that die fleeing you and capsize their little boats and those that you smash upon the rocks..

You are making my finding you a mate extremely hard. Right now I am looking for men between 70-78 that are deaf and blind. I have some leads.

However, the fees and dowry will be increased some. Now if your willing to settle for a guy younger than you are..


I have a great 30 year old lined up, however he still has vision in his left eye. Are you opposed to poking his eye out?

 

[BantyChooks]

Well, between those that die fleeing you and capsize their little boats and those that you smash upon the rocks..

You are making my finding you a mate extremely hard. Right now I am looking for men between 70-78 that are deaf and blind. I have some leads.

However, the fees and dowry will be increased some. Now if your willing to settle for a guy younger than you are..


I have a great 30 year old lined up, however he still has vision in his left eye. Are you opposed to poking his eye out?

Hmmm, sounds like it might be a good match.... my reindeer are hungry, and a 30yo is still young enough to be a tender meal for them... plus then they won't have to work as hard to catch him.
It's a deal... send him over on Saturday.

 

[duluthralphie]

Hmmm, sounds like it might be a good match.... my reindeer are hungry, and a 30yo is still young enough to be a tender meal for them... plus then they won't have to work as hard to catch him.
It's a deal... send him over on Saturday.

Send the dowry, fees and a small up charge for the speedy delivery, first. You have a reputation for not being trustworthy.

 

[Corbdee]

You sure about that?

Ok I am so sorry I didn’t mean to laugh at that at first. I thought it was just a pic