Cone Waddle

jak2002003

Crowing
13 Years
Oct 24, 2009
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Funny things I like........feel free to add anything crazy things you have come across on this forum......I LOVE BACK YARD CHICKENS SITE -
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WADDLES- chickens don't have these - they have WATTLES.
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CONES - Chickens don't have CONES on their heads, unless they got very drunk at a hen party... they have Combs.
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BABY CHICKS - These is no such thing as a baby chick! - same as there is no such thing as an ADULT CHICK. Chicks are young (baby - if you like to be cute) chickens.
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HELP MY BABY HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY A DOG AND IS DYING WHAT CAN I DO
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- What!!!??!!?!?!?! take your baby to the hospital!!!!!! I have so many shocks on this site - until I notices that some people referred to their chicks as their BABIES.


SHOOT TO KILL - if any thing comes on to my dang property I shoot it or bash it in with a rock - be it legally protected, endangered species, dog, cat, man, woman or child......I just let my chickens live in a run down clapped out falling down rotten shaky shed and don't even have a fence around my yard - and I am surprised when something happens to my birds......so rather build a secure coop I spend my time investing in CCTV cameras, guns, bullets, traps, poisons, lawsuits, and sit for hours waiting to shoot a critter.
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KEEP FARM ANIMALS IN SECRET IN MY BEDROOM - HOW CAN I TRAIN HER TO USE THE TOILET AND NOT MAKE A NOISE
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