Constant, loud parties in the brooder

[easttxchick]

I love this bunch that have been posting on this thread-ya'll all have a fantastic sense of humor.
dsqrd-My DH has all of his hair and I wouldn't be caught dead in those earrings(but I do wear my hair pretty much like that most days) and there is a bit too much cleavage for me, but that could be hanging in the post office as we speak! I haven't been in a few days!
Since the hooligans are getting bigger, I am now afraid to go look and see what they've done in a very short period of time.
madsenaccord-Bwahahaha. That is hilarious. I have honestly often wondered what the neighbors(not close, mind you) think of the almost constant red light you can see through my laundry room or sunroom window? I brood chicks almost year round in the house for a short period of time...sheesh, one more thing to worry about...the red light.
Miss Lydia-Thank you for worrying about the fact that I might be in the County Jail right now. So far, everything is OK. They have actually been pretty quiet today=one of them did shoot out of the brooder when I was changing the water and I had to snag her before she hit the ground.

Gritsar-Yes, consider yourself VERY lucky! These chicks DID NOT come off of this property! They came out of Virginia(wonder if their parents ran shine up there?).
The little BLRW has been spending more time at the front of the brooder, looking out-I think she has had all she can stand of her broodermates and is ready to make a break for it...poor baby.

It's that whole, guilt by association thing.

 

[Miss Lydia]

Hey disgard? did you get your share of the award money yet? mine came today hehehe... I won't tell Sheila it was us that turned her in that way we can still keep an eye on things and she'll Never know!!

p.s. this is just for disgard and no one else

 

[gryeyes]

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I promise I didn't read ANYthing just for dsqard. As a matter of fact, I don't know what you're talking about.

In other news, the so-called "BR" chick is starting to look at me askance, and I've seen the eldest TJ's chick elbow the others when I enter the bathroom.

Something's up.

 

[dsqard]

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SHHHHHHHH Miss Lydia I am not mentioning the 18 hatching eggs that "mysteriously" showed up today.
P.S. this is said to you in strictest confidence, Sheila mustn't find out that it was us that got her photographed with "those earrings" and some man who obviously is not her husband since the man in the picture has no hair on top of his head! I wonder who the heck he is?

 

[dsqard]

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Linda, I hear that is how the rebellion starts!

 

[Petej]

DW was reading over my shoulder.....

She requested to read the whole thread....

Now she's

Evidently my little hoodlums are over the loud parties and onto the sophisticated Dinner Parties. Nice quiet in there again.

I see little plates of finger food, and soda's, Wait, sorry, that's a Mini-bar....

Now, where did they hide the other stuff? Me thinks the FBI and ATF are watching.....

 

[Miss Lydia]

If I'm not mistaken I think that fellow that is with Sheila in the mug shot was photographed with some other chick last week. And those earrings, how tacky can you get. That dress is just a tad low cut too. {is that how they really dress in east tx}?my my.. But we won't say a thing in front of her or behind her back either

And what kind of chicks is she raising there that they throw such wild parties? must not have very good parental guidance, all but the lil BLRW, she's pure Southern Belle. I think this is some kind of conspiracy going on that has made them all this way. Thats how it starts greyeyes, they start whispering to each other when you come into view, don't turn your back on them or it's all over...

 

[easttxchick]

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PeteJ, I've been troubled every since I read this...here's why-my chicks are in your face hooligans as has been well documented, yours, on the other hand are hiding behind classical music, dinner parties, sodas...it's a facade. I'm sorry to have to be so blunt, but it appears to me that you and your wife are in denial.
I'll he happy to help you-I've been there(wait, I can't even help myself)...OK, the others on this thread that have been so supportive of me and haven't been judgmental or questioned my chick rearing skills...wait...never mind...they're no help either(unless you and your wife want to end up on a wanted poster).
Here's the deal PeteJ and Mrs. PeteJ, you're on your own...your doomed., doomed, I tell you...RUN...

 

[dsqard]

You are all as nutty as I am. I have just caught up on the thread and I am in tears I am laughing so hard! It feels like a family reunion!

 

[Petej]

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PeteJ, I've been troubled every since I read this...here's why-my chicks are in your face hooligans as has been well documented, yours, on the other hand are hiding behind classical music, dinner parties, sodas...it's a facade. I'm sorry to have to be so blunt, but it appears to me that you and your wife are in denial.
I'll he happy to help you-I've been there(wait, I can't even help myself)...OK, the others on this thread that have been so supportive of me and haven't been judgmental or questioned my chick rearing skills...wait...never mind...they're no help either(unless you and your wife want to end up on a wanted poster).
Here's the deal PeteJ and Mrs. PeteJ, you're on your own...your doomed., doomed, I tell you...RUN...

I was doomed from the start!? Oh noes!!

The FBI, ATF, the Pacific County Drug task force and local police stopped by. Turns out they were growing Marijuana in the roosting area and selling it on the streets and got busted. They were using the dinner parties as a cover for the packaging/ dealer recruiting operation.

I still don't know how they masked the smell.

The ringleader (the 4 week old) is in lock-up. The others have been let out on bail and their sentences are pending successful Community service and re-hab.

This thread has gone places no thread has gone before!