and Jay-Jay the donkey, pasture protector
That donkey is just too cute!
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and Jay-Jay the donkey, pasture protector
I counted 7. I started to panic. I counted them again. 7. ACK!
OMG. This. Wins. SO FUNNY! I love it! So happy for Stan! What a great story!I never wanted a rooster. Not this time. I wasn't interested in breeding. Didn't want to hear the incessant crowing. Didn't want to watch my back every time I walked in the coop. So when I noticed two chicks developing combs I was dismayed to say the least. I had ordered all pullets. All kinds of angry thoughts coursed through my mind when I saw those small pink combs bobbing about my small flock.
The hubby talked me into keeping one rooster, so I had to choose between the two. As time passed, I watched the two. The smaller cockerel was a better looking rooster, and had nice temperament. The larger one was....well....just plain ugly from my point of view. Yet, this ugly guy seemed content to be the second in command and always walked about in his stately way. Little Joe was the smaller cockerel, Stan was the larger bird. The big guy was a talker and while he never crowed, he liked to talk to the ladies. His wing dance was not impressive as he tripped over his wings most of the time. Occasionally he'd knock over the pullet he was trying to impress.
On the other hand, Little Joe was a dancer. He had the smooth moves that impressed all the girls. He'd scrape his wings across the ground and all the pullets would gather around. One day he grabbed a hen in an attempt to mate. She resisted so Little Joe grabbed her head and dragged her around. I didn't like this. No, I didn't. But I understood chicken behavior and kept a low profile.
As time passed, Little Joe caught my eye more than once with his mating technique. While he had a mighty fancy wing dance, his dragging-by-the-head mating was terrorizing the girls. Stan never interfered as he knew his position among the flock. He'd simply walk among the flock, his calm manner soothing the just traumatized pullet.
Finally, I tired of Little Joe's brutal mating manners, and gave him to a man down the road. So Stan became the cockerel of the flock. At first, he seemed unaware, or maybe he was being cautious. Holding his head high, he continued his stately walks among the pullets. Occasionally he chat up a pullet with a tiny morsel of food, then assume his role as flock protector. He walked with head high and eyes watching the sky.
By the next morning, Stan grew braver. He chatted up several girls and attempted a wing dance which resulted with him knocking over several pullets. He fanned his tail to show the girls how fine his feathers were. He raised his wings to display his massive chest. I had to admit Stan was a fine looking cockerel. While he was not going to win at any show, he definitely had presence.
And he had personality. If his chattiness couldn't attract a gal, he rub his wattles along the ground. Of course something red being dragged across the ground made all the girls run to him. Then he'd attempt a wing dance with the usual results of knocking them down like bowling pins.
Stan did not give up though. Tired of failing at the wing dance, he developed his own style of dance. I discovered this one day while weeding a nearby flower bed. I saw a small dust cloud rising in the pen and wondered what was going on. The coop was oddly silent as I snuck in for a closer view. What a sight I saw.
Circled by his hens, Stan was dancing. He kicked his feet out one way, then another way. His head waved back and forth, and for a moment I thought he was having a seizure. He grabbed a twig of hay and waved it about. Then he did this little hopping dance only to kick his feet out to the side. Then he bowed his head and spread his tail only to hop about and kick his feet to the side as he waved his sprig of hay over his head.
Several pullets were so impressed they squatted right there and then.
Thus, Stan became THE MAN.
So Precious!! Poor little gal!One day I went down to the coop to sit. I simply pulled up a chair and watched my beautiful chickens. After about 20 minutes, they stopped caring about me and continued doing whatever they were before I showed up. Right away I noticed this little black hen. (She was the favorite of the rooster so her back was bare) She was walking around the coop picking up feathers and placing them on her bare back. It didn’t matter what color they were, she wanted them. With black, blue, white, partridge, and buff, she had a back of many colors. She continued to do this for quite some time, though it came to a point where every time she added a feather, another would fall off. She was trying to replace her missing feathers with the feathers that she found around the coop. I wish I would have gotten a video of her doing it as it was very sweet yet so funny.
1 year later, she isn’t the rooster’s favorite anymore so she now has her own beautiful black feathers growing from her back.
BAHAAAAAAA!!!! Sad for the hen and your man, but I agree....totally funny as hell!My funny chicken story:
Hubby wasn’t exactly “thrilled” when I got my first chickens, however, he (curmudgeonly) relented.
While working around the farm, Hubby decided to take a break and sat in a chair near the chicken yard. I continued working when I heard him calling. I peered around the corner and there he was in the chicken yard with one of my hens gently tucked under his arm. I thought “Awww, he’s finally bonding with my chickens!” That “Hallmark” moment ceased when he yelled, “CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP HERE!?!”
Seems one of the hens snatched up a baby black snake that unwittingly slithered into the pen. With her prize in her mouth and the other hens in hot, noisy pursuit, Hubby sprang to action. He snatched up the offending hen with one hand and held onto the snake with the other hand; once the hen released the snake the less than amused snake latched onto her wattles. This is where I came in. I had to pry open the snake’s jaws from the hen’s wattles. Once the snake’s grip was released, Hubby released the hen. Not wanting to get bitten, I let go of the snake. The snake quickly seized onto the skin between Hubby’s forefinger and thumb. I then had to extract the snake’s grip from Hubby (which proved not easy what with tears (of laughter) in my eyes).
Snake was released unharmed; hen wasn’t happy; Hubby had tiny puncture wounds and I was wishing I had a video camera.
after that day she would come every morning and peck at the kitchen french door for us to open the door to her and she would jump in her basket on the counter to lay her egg while we had breakfast !!
The snake quickly seized onto the skin between Hubby’s forefinger and thumb. I then had to extract the snake’s grip from Hubby (which proved not easy what with tears (of laughter) in my eyes).