Corrupt a Wish

[RareBreedFancier]

Granted, but you lose them before you can use them

I wish for world peace.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but because of overpopulation half the world has to move to Mars.

I wish for a toothpick.

 

[RareBreedFancier]

lol Good one

I grant your wish but someone already used it before you got it.

I wish I had a magic wand

 

[bawk_bawk]

Wish granted, but it's snapped in half.

I wish I could play guitar.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but then your guitar breaks

I wish for a silkie

 

[ChickenNinja]

Granted, but it's white so it gets all muddy.

I wish there were more peace in the world.

 

[44Wolves]

Quote:
Granted, but it only lasts for an hour.

I wish that the World was square, so you could jump off it's Edge

 

[ChickenNinja]

Granted, but you fall into a black hole and you have to listen to annoying elevator music and eat cats for eternity.

I wish elevator music wasn't so annoying....

 

[tinychicky]

granted... now elevator music is nonexistent and you have to listen a recording of an angry mob every time you ride in an elevator

i wish my tea wasn't so cold

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but now it's scorching hot.

I wish I could think of a wish.