Corrupt a Wish

[44Wolves]

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Granted, but it's to be homeless.
I wish I could hug that Lady from NJ's audition in American Idol who had an Accent and no family waiting behind the doors who didn't make it to Hollywood.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but she hates hugs and slaps you


I wish I was in high school already!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but all of the high schools have burned down.

I wish the weather in Louisiana was in the 70's.

 

[44Wolves]

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Granted, but all people die.

 

[44Wolves]

I wish I was Grown-Up already

 

[Tanichca]

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Granted, but youre in a wheel-chair with paralysis.

I wish i had a beard (im a girl so it will never happen)

 

[duckluv]

(Actually, anyone can get a beard.)

Granted, but it suffocated you.

I wish for twenty-eight wishes.

 

[Tanichca]

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granted, but you wasted them all n wishing you had hamburgers for lunch for 28 days.

I wish i was prettier...

 

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but there are no mirrors on the face of the earth to look in.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, and I don't know how to twist that. Lucky you.

I wish my food wasn't cold already. >:L