Corrupt a Wish

[Tanichca]

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granted, but all of the clothes are 3 sizes too small.

I wish for immortal, disease-resistant, friendly chickens.

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but they lay rotten eggs.

I still wish my food was warmer...

 

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but your food is too spicy to eat.

I wish I could get a cow and take to the butcher to slaughter for meat for my freezer.

 

[Tanichca]

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granted, BUT....

the dino-chickens eat all of the meat!!!!!!!!!


I wish for Gabe to tell me he likes me...

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but now he follows you everywhere, not allowing you a moment of peace, always looking like this:

I wish the vet would finish up with her patient already! >:L

 

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but its closing time so she can't see you now.

I wish I had a Great Pyrenees guard dog for my chickens.

 

[Tanichca]

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I wouldnt mind that at all... now, the puppet thing i would mind!!!!

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but he barks incessantly.

I wish the vet didn't just close.

 

[44Wolves]

Granted, but the Vets are all gone already

I wish the Vets came back to help Gobb!

 

[FireTigeris]

Granted- but they say he's an exotic and it will cost $100 extra just to look at him.

I wish my literary creations were real.