Corrupt a Wish

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but no one on the face of the earth can read.

I wish I had a big red barn.

 

[20123001]

Granted but the barn has deadly mice inside of it!


I wish it was warmer outside!

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted! It's sunny outside today with no clouds, a butterscotch sky and it's 188 degrees.

I wish for a new bird for BirdNut - not that it could replace Pineapple, though...

 

[axion_lotus]

Granted, but the new bird turns INTO a pineapple!

I wish....hmm...I wish my cat would sit on my lap so I could pet her; she looks so cute and fuzzy on the couch all by her lonesome.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but then she explodes.


I wish I was thinner

 

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but the only food on the face of the earth is cookies, ice cream and chips.

I wish I could win the lottery.

 

[magicpigeon]

Granted, but you win $2.00

I wish there were Araucanas selling in Australia

 

[Nicola]

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Granted ( seriously.. they are Aracunas sold in Aus.. i used to have 2 lav bantam ones) .. but they are invisable

i wish i had a farm!

 

[Chicken.Lytle]

Granted, but it is a funny farm and your name is Ratched.

I wish I could predict the actions my clients would take before they take them.

 

[Delta1_05]

Granted, but you don't know WHEN they'll take them.

I wish I could... get along with everyone. ( I get along with most people, but not everyone. )