Corrupt a Wish

[ChickLover98]

Granted, but then people start turning on you for being too nice.

I wish that I wasn't sick!

 

[Pinky]

Granted but your internet access is cut off.

I wish I had an emu!

 

[skywatcher]

Granted but you must milk the emu 3 times a day


I wish I could take a glider plane ride

 

[Pinky]

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Granted, but a giant chicken hawk eats you.

I wish I didn't have to milk my emu

 

[The Turken Lady]

Granted,but then your emu will turn into a lion.

I wish I had a cornish

 

[Pinky]

Granted, but it's a cornish pig.

I wish I had a car.

 

[skywatcher]

Granted but the car only makes right turns.


I wish to be a train engineer and get to blow the whistle

 

[axion_lotus]

Granted, but the car is a really ugly car and sputters all the time and won't start.

I wish my chicks would hurry up and get here!

The wait is driving me crazy!

 

[Kavaji]

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Granted, but when you blow the whistle it also blows your ear drums out.

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Granted, but they all come out with no legs.


I wish that my tooth didn't hurt.

 

[Pinky]

Granted, but now your tongue hurts.

I wish I had another chicken coop.