Corrupt a Wish

[bawk_bawk]

Wish granted, but it's female, and doesn't have the pretty feathers.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

[Pinky]

Wish granted but now you have short term memory loss.

I wish I could fish.

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but you can only catch minnows.

I wish the weather here was consistent.

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but it's consistently freezing.

I wish I had some money to buy my lonely birdie a friend!

 

[Pinky]

(How did you know about the minnows?

)
Granted but you bought your bird a walrus for a friend.


I wish I had a big pond with lots of fish in it.

 

[skywatcher]

Wish granted but a sky full of pelligans ate most every fish.

I wish I had a talking purple chicken.

 

[Tanichca]

granted, but all it says is horrible swear words.

I wish that i had a decent pan for cooking eggs in.

 

[skywatcher]

Wish granted your egg cooking pan only weights 25 pounds.


I wish I could go on a vacation to the beach.

 

[willkatdawson]

wish granted, but the beach is cover in oil...........wait did that really happen?


I wish someone would come trim my horses feet,

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but they take the whole hoof off.


I wish it wasn't so hard to quit smoking.