Corrupt a Wish

[The Turken Lady]

Granted,but at 2:00 the world will end

I wish My pets weren't dead or zombies.

 

[Pinky]

Granted, but they turn into werewolves when the moon is full.


I wish my car was new.

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but it breaks down when you go out.


I wish taxes were easier to do.

 

[kuntrygirl]

Wish granted but now you owe 10 million dollars in back taxes.

I wish it was time to get off from work and go home.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but there's no home to go back to.

I wish there were more smilies, that I was invincible, that the world would never end, and that no one would try and corrupt this wish. And that whoever created this thread had titled it "The 2nd 'I Wish..." Thread" like it should be.

 

[LeBlackbird]

Granted, but I'm corrupting it by blowing up your computer XD


I wish this depressing song would STOP PLAYING!! XDD

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but now there's horrible mariachi music.

I wish I could think of a better wish, an awesome wish; one that can't be corrupted!!

 

[magistradomina]

Granted, nut now your brain cells are dead from thinking too hard!

I wish I had a horse!

 

[Pinky]

Granted but it grew wings and flew away.


I wish I had a 175 gallon aquarium!

 

[The Turken Lady]

Granted,but it was filled with piranas and it "accidently" *cough* Fell *cough* on you.

I wish I had a silkie-turken.