Corrupt a Wish

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but it ends up scaring people to death (literally) with it's ugly naked neck.

I wish that no one could corrupt my wishes.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but randomly by chance a giant mutant 20-foot-tall turken escapes from a lab and poops on your house

I wish I had a sign for my coop that said "Fresh Eggs"

 

[The Turken Lady]

Granted,but your sign is invisible and no-one can see it.

I wish that everyone would be nice to my showgirls,those meanie holes!! (jk)

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but then everybody makes fun of your Ameraucanas adorable floofy muffs instead

I wish chickens in egg factories weren't being treated so badly

 

[The Turken Lady]

Granted,but now they treat humans who work in/live near factories badly and stuff them down conveyer belts.

I wish..I could come up with an idea for my story.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but no one else likes it.

Same wish LOL

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but I steal the idea before you can use it!

I wish I knew what to draw!!

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but all you can draw are monkeys and nobody likes them.



I wish, I had a million dollars.

 

[The Turken Lady]

Granted,but you can only use the money on mushrooms.

I wish..that the Jurassic Park book was big,but not too big.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but it gets blown up.

I wish that I had a horse.