Corrupt a Wish

[Kavaji]

Granted, but you can't ride it or look at it without it attacking you.


I wish my cousin wasn't so repetitive.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, but now he's redundant.

I wish that so many movies weren't ruined with dirty language.

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but now the movies are silent.

I wish that I live somewhere other than Texas.

 

[Dutchgirl]

Granted, now you live with me and all my insanity - cooped up in my small town!

 

[Lothiriel]

I wish we could decide on a girls' name for the calf coming in June. (Boy name all picked out: Hamilton Burger. The DA on Perry Mason.

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[iluvsedward]

granted but you named it Pat.

I wish I could have bunnies

 

[Pinky]

Granted, but they are vampire bunnies that drain your vegetables dry.


I wish I had an inground pool.

 

[Desert Rooster]

Granted, but it has no water


I wish i was smarter

 

[duckluv]

Granted, but you were brain washed.

I wish my aquarium didn't need to be cleaned so often.

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but all your fish die from the dreaded "ICK"!

I wish I didn't have migraines.