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[Cheep N Peep]

When his wife got out a bag of goldfish from the fridge, he waved them away. "No thanks, hun." His wife was confused. He always ate fish. "Do you want them later?" She asked. Only today had she bought 16 more fish from petsmart.

 

[NickyKnack]

He looked up and asked, "But that's 17 cents per goldfish. Well just put them in a bowl to live in."

 

[Cheep N Peep]

His wife smiled. "Finally! You stopped eating goldfish! You know, it was really kind of gross to watch, honey." She picked up the newspaper to read with dinner, and gasped. "'18 Cats Missing, Mutant Spider Suspected'. How horrible!"

 

[NickyKnack]

"Yes! I heard it ran 19 blocks before it was cornered." He concluded

 

[Cheep N Peep]

"But a giant spider? 20 inches wide? Where did it come from?"

 

[NickyKnack]

"They said that 21 labs are under suspicion." He informed her.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

Suddenly they both noticed that 14 wasn't at the table anymore. She was standing on the back deck, completely engrossed wastching a giant centipede eat a song bird. Her mother screamed. "Another one! Another one! Call an exterminator... or animal control!" 14 looked up. "That bug ate a bird. Can I keep it? I've named it 24."

 

[NickyKnack]

He ran inside and looked for the exterminator's number. It took 25 minutes to find it.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

By that time the bug had eaten 2 more pigeons, 1 field mouse, and 26 shrews.

 

[NickyKnack]

While he waited for the exterminator, he got his gun and shot it 27 times.