Country People Unite!!1

[MsBagawkbagawk]

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Haha, yep that's what I do. No one's ever seen me scared. People have seen me stupidly and epically and miserably fail, but scared? Nope.

Haha, oh yeah! I forgot about that, we might as well make them do it! "Johnny! This is the Flint Hills! If you fall you're dead! So, uh, yeah, no pressure or anything! You're fine! Oh my dear lord the ladder is slipping!!!!!!!" What did you say boss? You said the ladder's slipping? Oh my Gawd!!!!! Haha, gotcha, I've told you Johnny, don't fall for stuff like that! Haha, fall.....

Jk, I won't be a horrible boss like that. But I'm definitely carrying on the rifle slits and cannons joke.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

If you two still think your gonna get my land, forget it! Well, maybe you two could have some.

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

If you two still think your gonna get my land, forget it! Well, maybe you two could have some.

Fine, but if I die you don't get a share of my land. (Which, if and when I get the ranch will be 3,000 acres so HA!)

 

[LovePolish2]

Haha, yep that's what I do. No one's ever seen me scared. People have seen me stupidly and epically and miserably fail, but scared? Nope.

Haha, oh yeah! I forgot about that, we might as well make them do it! "Johnny! This is the Flint Hills! If you fall you're dead! So, uh, yeah, no pressure or anything! You're fine! Oh my dear lord the ladder is slipping!!!!!!!" What did you say boss? You said the ladder's slipping? Oh my Gawd!!!!! Haha, gotcha, I've told you Johnny, don't fall for stuff like that! Haha, fall.....

Jk, I won't be a horrible boss like that. But I'm definitely carrying on the rifle slits and cannons joke.

hahaha! You crack me up!
Well I'm not the boss so I can do that It's gonna be so funny! Don't get serious ranch hands,ok? We need jokers! haha

 

[LovePolish2]

If you two still think your gonna get my land, forget it! Well, maybe you two could have some.

Aww come on Lucas! Ya know deep somewhere inside if you die you want MORGAN to have it

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

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Oh yeah, serious ranch hands, please.

Jokers all the way. Ya have to be able to mess with them otherwise what's the fun of it?

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

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Morgan, Morgan, Morgan......silly girl. You made another typo! You meant to say, "Ya know deep somewhere inside if you die you want PIPER to have it." Yeah that's better.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

the ranch hands that help are all high school seniors needing community sevice hours. they suck, BTW.

 

[LovePolish2]

Morgan, Morgan, Morgan......silly girl. You made another typo! You meant to say, "Ya know deep somewhere inside if you die you want PIPER to have it." Yeah that's better.

Oh yeah thanks! Just remind me of that typo! Worst typo of my life! Ah!

Oh no you are the silly girl,we all know Lucas will just end up giving it all to me cause I'm so awesome!

 

[MsBagawkbagawk]

the ranch hands that help are all high school seniors needing community service hours. they suck, BTW.

Nah, there's good real ranch hands and cowboys out there. We know some of them. It's all good.

Have you heard of my great grandpa's initiation for cowboys? He tells them that the slits in the stone barn were for shooting people with rifles during the civil war or cannons. If they say:

"Ok, cool. I didn't know that" They aren't hired.

If they say:

"Hell Pat, those are just ventilation holes!" They're in.

It's a good system......