Crazy chicken questions and help.

[KaylorFarms]

So I thought this would be fun! I'll make a funny chicken problem. And you'll have to answer it! Than you can ask a crazy. and so on. I'll start!

Help!!! My chicken Matilda hasn't laid in a year and I found this laying behind the barn today!! I think she laid it!! Her egg was so big because she hasn't laid in so long!! What should I do? Do you think she'll die?? The smaller egg is a comparison to how big her egg is!

 

[PD-Riverman]

So I thought this would be fun! I'll make a funny chicken problem. And you'll have to answer it! Than you can ask a crazy. and so on. I'll start!

Help!!! My chicken Matilda hasn't laid in a year and I found this laying behind the barn today!! I think she laid it!! Her egg was so big because she hasn't laid in so long!! What should I do? Do you think she'll die?? The smaller egg is a comparison to how big her egg is!View attachment 1035913

I promise you she did not lay it----Look for a Ostrich back there!

 

[KaylorFarms]

I will! Maybe an ostrich escaped from the zoo! I don't live far from it! What should I do with the egg?

 

[PD-Riverman]

I will! Maybe an ostrich escaped from the zoo! I don't live far from it! What should I do with the egg?

I would Try to hatch it---after I modified a incubator!

 

[KaylorFarms]

I will!! I hope it won't kill my chickens by its great size!!!! I also hope my neighbors don't think I'm crazy! Lol!

 

[PD-Riverman]

Put it in a different pen after it hatches---so it don't step on your chickens and squash them----LOL

 

[sassysarah]

I agree!
I have a question. Well for some reason my chickens are starting to pick up the habit of TALKING! LOL Weird huh? I don't mind if they do, but I am just wondering what is making them do this?

 

[sassysarah]

So I thought this would be fun! I'll make a funny chicken problem. And you'll have to answer it! Than you can ask a crazy. and so on. I'll start!

Help!!! My chicken Matilda hasn't laid in a year and I found this laying behind the barn today!! I think she laid it!! Her egg was so big because she hasn't laid in so long!! What should I do? Do you think she'll die?? The smaller egg is a comparison to how big her egg is!View attachment 1035913

I'm not sure you would want something that big walking around your yard.

Here are some bad reasons I wouldn't hatch it.
1. The neighbors might not be happy!
2. It could be dangerous!
3. It will eat you out of house and home!

Here some good reasons to hatch it.
1. You could butcher it, and have a life time supply of meat.
2. It would be a good guard bird.
That's it! Lol