Crazypetlady Caption Contest

[Snapnzap]

:::::singing:::::
Sic 'Em on a chicken
Sic 'Em on a chicken
Sic 'Em on a chicken and watch them feathers fly!
Bring out the butter and flour we're ready to fry!

 

[cluckitall]

She really needs to stop taking her anger management issues out on the grass. Poor grass!

They say the dog reflects the owner. So does the lawn... Can we say 'stunted'?

 

[missydcpc]

The perfect English Manor lawn....no chickens to ruin it with their evil poops...no eggs to make the perfect souffle...God, my life sucks! Back to mowing...AGAIN!

 

[debs_flock]

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"Wow, those driving lessons really helped me with my parallel parking!"

 

[debs_flock]

"With just a little more speed, I can mow down all these pesky trees!"

 

[debs_flock]

"All right, all of you line up! Who dropped the d*mn leaf?"

 

[cjwaldon]

Quote: "I wish I could mow shirtless and work on my tan lines, but I just know those d*** chickens are watching me again!"

 

[crazypetlady]

you guys have me cracking up DH just came in the office to see if I was ok, cuz I was laughing so hard I was crying. I have a rooster named happy and when he crows it sounds like "happy New year" I really want to leave a note on her doorstep on NYE saying those chickens are mocking you when you say happy new year. lol

another part of the back story DH ran into her at the store the other evening and went up to talk to her, we are still willing to make concessions with the chickens if she is really miserable, like move some to the farm or to the front of the property. I know we are too nice.

So DH goes up to talk to her and she says "do I know you?" he introduces himself and she says "I don't know you" and walks away. He comes home and tells me and we are making fun of the encounter saying she must have been trying to use the jedi mind trick on DH. You don't know me, waves hand, or maybe she was trying to activate her cloaking device. when there is a knock at the door it's the sheriff,

she say's DH was talking to her and she told him to go away and he scarred her.

so in the future if he sees her in town don't talk to her.

VERY MATURE what is this JR high school? So she can report us to zoning and the health department which both cleared us, she can lie about us in the newspaper, she can bend everyone in towns ear but she doesn't know us and we can't talk to her?

 

[cluckitall]

OMG. Yeah, I kinda suspected she was psycho. Now it's beyond doubt. For what it's worth, I wouldn't worry too much -- odds are very good everybody else knows she's psycho, too. The only real danger with people like that is sometimes they get their way because it's the easiest thing for the people around them. But that depends on whomever they're complaining about rolling over for the treatment -- which I somehow don't think you're going to do.

I assume the sherriff knows what's going on?

 

[cluckitall]

she say's DH was talking to her and she told him to go away and he scarred her.

She doesn't know him, but knows where he lives.... Hmm. Oh well, crazy people specialize in cognitive dissonance, so it's all good.

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