Creative No Trespassing Signs....

[Chicken Rustler]

This is really not a no trespassing thing but to keep unwanteds from knocking on my door I am going to put one of my spare bee hives right at the gate by the latch with a sign that says CAUTION BEES !

 

[ChickLover98]

There was a no tresspassing sign that i saw...

NO Trespassing...
We arm our dogs.

 

[Chinchilla2]

My hubby one time threatened to post a sign that said...

NO TRESPASSING!
Guarded by Glock and wife with PMS

My mother has a sign that says:
BEWARE OF RATTLESNAKES

Strangely, her house has NEVER been broken into even when we all lived in Houston.

 

[ChickLover98]

 

[chickensioux]

Is there life after death?
Trespass and find out!

or

DANGER!
Dog carries a gun
and refuses to take his meds.
No Trespassing!

 

[kfacres]

seriously, this is all good and humerous and all, but if they are runnin from the popo... do you think they'll take the time to stop and read the sign to see if it's ok to go into your yard? Or can they even read?

 

[ChooksinChoppers]

Quote:

Good Point!
A freind of mine many years ago had a sign on his truck Caution! Guarded by Pit Bull with Rabies.
His Pit Bull was the sweetest guy and used to let my son lay all over him.

 

[ECBW]

I know who has been trespassing my land... my neighbor. Guess what the police suggests to do... fence the 200 feet of property line b/n us.

 

[ChickLover98]

NO TRESPASSING!
Beware of dinosaurs.

(If you have chickens, cuz of the dinosaur thing... Get it?)

 

[gritsar]

My other favorite I can't post because it has a naughty word on it.