'Are you Pregnant, Sir?'
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'I need some Aspirin; My Chickens hurt'
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'If I were to die right now, I don't think I could look my children in the face'
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'When I grows up, I wanna be a Canoe Surgeon'
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'I happen to like My Potbelly; Me and my fat, you know, we're close. I'm too attached to part with it!'
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"I wonder how many pennies are in 93 cence?"
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"You went skinny dipping? How'd you go skinny dipping? You don't own a bathing suit!"
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"If a dime is worth 10 pennies, then why is the penny 1.364 times bigger than the dime?"
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'Hello, I need an X-ray. My hand seems to have some broken bones; somebody didn't appreciate my vivid sense of humor'
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'No matter what the size difference, anything can be put into an oriface using a funnel and a toilet plunger'
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'There is nothing quite so romantic as sitting alone watching the sunset, and thinking about the future, while sitting submersed in the mud petting a barrow'
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'No, Nelly. I won't sell you any pumpkins'
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"You mean there are actually people out there who don't own chickens?!?"
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"With gas prices as high as they are these days, we can't afford not to own a syphon"
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"I don't care what any scientists say, Christmas Eve is the longest day of the year"
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"If you're so upset about being short, why don't you squat down?"
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"I was a little nervous about going Icefishing in November. My apprehension was made all the more legitimate when tom dropped his sandwich and it broke through the ice..."
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"I don't think he meant it like that, but he sure can run away fast..."
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"Your Sock's untied"
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"I've been searching for days, but I've finally done it. I've discovered the cure for inquisity"
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"...Oh, I'll be okay. I only stuck my arm down into a hollow trunk to see if that coon was still there. Apparently it was."
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"That poor Rooster. That poor, sticky Rooster."
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"We're the only hockey team in the world that uses chainsaws as sticks"
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"I think something's wrong with this map. See, it says 'GO TO CANADIAN TIRE, TURN LEFT, WALK INTO A WALL, THEN WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION.'"
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"Merry Joseph and Happy Root Beer!"
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"I have a really short attention spa- Hey, look! A twig! Neat!"
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"Can't you see we're in the middle of a very heated calm angry quiet discussion?!?!"
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'It gets could up here. One day last months we walked into a Non-Smoking Facility and they threw us out for breathing.'
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'The Radio is a marvelous device! It keeps me up to date. If it weren't for the Radio, I wouldn't have known there was a war going on. Gee, I sure hope the Yankees win.'
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'Did you yawn? All by yourself?!? Good boy! You yawned all by yourself! You're so talented!!!!'
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Correspondances coming soon.
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'I need some Aspirin; My Chickens hurt'
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'If I were to die right now, I don't think I could look my children in the face'
___________________________________________________________
'When I grows up, I wanna be a Canoe Surgeon'
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'I happen to like My Potbelly; Me and my fat, you know, we're close. I'm too attached to part with it!'
__________________________________________________________________________________
"I wonder how many pennies are in 93 cence?"
______________________________________
"You went skinny dipping? How'd you go skinny dipping? You don't own a bathing suit!"
________________________________________________________________________
"If a dime is worth 10 pennies, then why is the penny 1.364 times bigger than the dime?"
_________________________________________________________________________
'Hello, I need an X-ray. My hand seems to have some broken bones; somebody didn't appreciate my vivid sense of humor'
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
'No matter what the size difference, anything can be put into an oriface using a funnel and a toilet plunger'
_______________________________________________________________________________________
'There is nothing quite so romantic as sitting alone watching the sunset, and thinking about the future, while sitting submersed in the mud petting a barrow'
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________
'No, Nelly. I won't sell you any pumpkins'
__________________________________
"You mean there are actually people out there who don't own chickens?!?"
_____________________________________________________________
"With gas prices as high as they are these days, we can't afford not to own a syphon"
______________________________________________________________________
"I don't care what any scientists say, Christmas Eve is the longest day of the year"
____________________________________________________________________
"If you're so upset about being short, why don't you squat down?"
_____________________________________________________
"I was a little nervous about going Icefishing in November. My apprehension was made all the more legitimate when tom dropped his sandwich and it broke through the ice..."
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________
"I don't think he meant it like that, but he sure can run away fast..."
_______________________________________________________
"Your Sock's untied"
_________________
"I've been searching for days, but I've finally done it. I've discovered the cure for inquisity"
________________________________________________________________________
"...Oh, I'll be okay. I only stuck my arm down into a hollow trunk to see if that coon was still there. Apparently it was."
________________________________________________________________________________________________
"That poor Rooster. That poor, sticky Rooster."
______________________________________
"We're the only hockey team in the world that uses chainsaws as sticks"
____________________________________________________________
"I think something's wrong with this map. See, it says 'GO TO CANADIAN TIRE, TURN LEFT, WALK INTO A WALL, THEN WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION.'"
______________________________________________________________________________________________________
"Merry Joseph and Happy Root Beer!"
_______________________________
"I have a really short attention spa- Hey, look! A twig! Neat!"
_________________________________________________
"Can't you see we're in the middle of a very heated calm angry quiet discussion?!?!"
_____________________________________________________________________
'It gets could up here. One day last months we walked into a Non-Smoking Facility and they threw us out for breathing.'
__________________________________________________________________________________________________
'The Radio is a marvelous device! It keeps me up to date. If it weren't for the Radio, I wouldn't have known there was a war going on. Gee, I sure hope the Yankees win.'
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'Did you yawn? All by yourself?!? Good boy! You yawned all by yourself! You're so talented!!!!'
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Correspondances coming soon.
