Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

They get pretty bad!

Due to my incredibly small brain cell count I tend to find stupid things incredibly hilarious.

Behold, Dad Jokes.

 

[KingD]

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it'd make him faster.



If anything, it made him more sluggish

 

[KingD]

@ColtHandorf , you're into this stuff?

 

[cherrynberry]

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it'd make him faster.



If anything, it made him more sluggish

Thats actually a good one!

 

[KingD]

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay.
You have my Word!

 

[Little Baby Bean]

Thats actually a good one!

I agree!

 

[TheTexasChickenGirl]

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

 

[cherrynberry]

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay.
You have my Word!

Now this one is not as good...

 

[Little Baby Bean]

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

I have heard this one a lot!

 

[ColtHandorf]

I suppose I should contribute.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken.