Dad Jokes😂

[TheTexasChickenGirl]

I have heard this one a lot!

It's my favorite!

 

[KingD]

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

 

[TheTexasChickenGirl]

You know, some people say they pick their nose.

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure I was born with mine./SPOILER]

 

[KingD]

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?



Attire.

 

[ColtHandorf]

What do a tick and the Eiffel tower both have in common?

They are both Paris-sites?

 

[KingD]

What do a tick and the Eiffel tower both have in common?

They are both Paris-sites?

so bad!

 

[cherrynberry]

My Dad used to always say.

"I may be dumb, but I am not stupid"

That confused me for the longest time Its not even that much of a joke...

 

[ColtHandorf]

so bad!

You rolled your eyes or smirked. lol

 

[KingD]

In our family we have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.

Spoiler: ;)

runs in our jeans

 

[cherrynberry]

I always wondered why the frisbee looked larger and larger


...then it hit me