Dad Jokes😂

[azurbanclucker]

If you scheduled surgery expressly to avoid seeing a performance of “Flight of the Valkyries” would that be an opera shun operation?

SOOOOO BAD

 

[Sara S]

She's a sleeping beauty, roosting on the DIY Ladder Perch I completely built myself using a Step-by-Step guide

I read roasting oml

 

[Jester57]

SOOOOO BAD

Then my work here is complete.

 

[Jester57]

Why did God make an asteroid instead of an entire world?

He didn’t have time to planet.

 

[azurbanclucker]

What do you do to help a sad astronaut?

Spoiler

Just give them some space.

 

[defazzy]

One of my Leghorns has always been the Sarah Silverman of the coop. She can give you these looks, you just can't stop laughing. The best comedian I've ever seen!

But recently she stopped taking the stage and even started roosting in the nesting boxes. A clear sign to me something was seriously wrong. So I talked with her to figure out what she was going through. She told me she was okay. She just got tired of doing stand-up.

 

[azurbanclucker]

One of my Leghorns has always been the Sarah Silverman of the coop. She can give you these looks, you just can't stop laughing. The best comedian I've ever seen!

But recently she stopped taking the stage and even started roosting in the nesting boxes. A clear sign to me something was seriously wrong. So I talked with her to figure out what she was going through. She told me she was okay. She just got tired of doing stand-up.

 

[Jester57]

What do you order when you don’t want to share your food?

Spoiler

Nachos

 

[Jester57]

I went to my urologist this week. When I asked him how my checkup looked, he said urine trouble.

 

[Jester57]

I went to my urologist this week. When I asked him how my checkup looked, he said urine trouble.

And if you make fun of jokes about body fluids , then you’ve got a lot of gall.