Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

How was Humpty Dumpty after he fell?

Spoiler

He was a shell of a man.

 

[gimmie birdies]

What kind of chickens do vampires like?
Naked Necks.

 

[Chicks in VA]

What did the cow say to the bull?

Why are you always being a bully
LOL

 

[Chicks in VA]

what did the goat say to farmer?

my kids are but heads

 

[Chicks in VA]

those are not mine

 

[Jester57]

Why do people fall in love?

Spoiler

It's a deep commitment.

 

[Jester57]

Why did the SCUBA-themed bar fail?

Spoiler

The place was a real dive.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for teaching me the definition of unspoken.

I can't say what that means to me.

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[Jester57]

If you scheduled surgery expressly to avoid seeing a performance of “Flight of the Valkyries” would that be an opera shun operation?