Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

How ‘bout Amazon trucks that play music like ice cream trucks...

so my wife knows when to go running out to the curb.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together.

They are called velcrows.



Sorry. I hit a good vein and it's this or yardwork.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I used to be able to play the piano by ear


now I use my fingers.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

What is a smart fart?

Spoiler

astute

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I used to be able to play the piano by ear


now I use my fingers.

Oh come on it wasn't THAT bad.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Beware of typos, people can be brutal.


School will be clothed tomorrow?

Yep, they shirt it down.

That socks.

I wasn't underwear of this.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A) I was fired from my job at the orange juice factory.

B) Late again?

A) No. I couldn't concentrate.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Sally PB]

Gee, I've missed this thread!

 

[notabitail]

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay.
You have my Word!

This is quite funny.

Not to mention, old versions of Office can be installed using the same product key across multiple computers, and newer versions up to (I think) 2007 can do the same as they don't work with the internet and require phone activation, which can be done using a program on your computer without a phone.

Meanwhile, I sit here using a computer without Office installed...