Dad Jokes😂

[CombNWattles]

 

[notabitail]

I like telling dad jokes.


But, then again, I am a groan man.

Ugh.

 

[CombNWattles]

Ugh.

 

[Jester57]

I’ve always been more impressed with living music creators.


The dead ones can only decompose.

 

[Jester57]

The greenhouse banned the playing of all percussion instruments in their facility, effective immediately.


No more beating around the bush.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Real messages from my Dasher last night

 

[Jester57]

I went and saw my family at the graveyard yesterday.


Renting a park shelter is just outrageous these days.

 

[Jester57]

My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.


It made me want to thrash the young scallawag with my buggy whip.

 

[Jester57]

One of my chickens got into my fishing poles.


Now they’re all fowled.

 

[Jester57]

I tried to sell the dry cleaner some new laundromat equipment.


But he had more pressing business.