Dad Jokes😂

[ShrekDawg]

Heh.

Fun trivia about why. The adj for iron is "ferrous" which came from the latin name ferrum. Iron stood alone for a long time among the other metals because of its usefulness in early human history.

Hmmmm interesting lol

 

[talkinboutchickens]

Ok so here's one.
Someone in my family said something, I forgot what, and at the end of what they were saying they asked, "ay?"
Another family member answered with "B."

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why did the squirrel bury the tuna?

Because if you spell it backwards, it’s a nut.

 

[Jester57]

It’s not a big surprise that the latest Tesla product has problems.


It turns out that “cyber truck” is South African for “Ford Pinto”.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why do we use buckets for Halloween and baskets for Easter?

Cause baskets are more hole-y

 

[ShrekDawg]

“eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.”

 

[ShrekDawg]

How did the picture end up in prison?

It was framed.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Where do medieval people hang out?

Knight clubs

 

[ShrekDawg]

What do you call a famous pebble?

A rock star.

 

[Perris]

what do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?

Spoiler

anything you like; he can't hear you