Dad Jokes😂

[tlcmurphy]

IKR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Btw I’m only 30 (about to be 31) but I love that song LOL

I remember when it came out…

 

[ShrekDawg]

I remember when it came out…

Oh gosh LOL

 

[azurbanclucker]

I remember when it came out…

I remember the video. That hair was nuts

 

[AntiqueB]

Pretty much everything about 80s fashion was nuts.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why was the geometry teacher late for work?

Because she took the rhombus.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and thought this isn’t for me.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why can’t a pirate learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C.

 

[Sally PB]

So do pirates have to be really, really old to learn arrrrh (there, matey)?

 

[ShrekDawg]

The adjective for metal is metallic but not so for iron which is ironic.

 

[azurbanclucker]

The adjective for metal is metallic but not so for iron which is ironic.

Heh.

Fun trivia about why. The adj for iron is "ferrous" which came from the latin name ferrum. Iron stood alone for a long time among the other metals because of its usefulness in early human history.