Dear chicken know-it-alls,

[dkosh]

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That's why we have these smileys:

Thanks! I will start putting those to good use.

 

[wegotchickens]

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That's why we have these smileys:

Thanks! I will start putting those to good use.

 

[magoochie]

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And, don't forget, not all Easter Eggicorns lay purple eggs with yellow polka dots. Some may lay orange eggs with green spots, and some may lay pink eggs with black spots!

That's so disappointing too, when you've waited so long, you get a pink and black layer when you were expecting a purple and yellow one... sheesh.

I got orange with green stripes yesterday. I was so disappointed.

 

[acid_chipmunk]

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And, don't forget, not all Easter Eggicorns lay purple eggs with yellow polka dots. Some may lay orange eggs with green spots, and some may lay pink eggs with black spots!

That's so disappointing too, when you've waited so long, you get a pink and black layer when you were expecting a purple and yellow one... sheesh.

I know! Then you have to find someone to take it off your hands, usually for free, because really, who wants a pink and black layer?

 

[Wynette]

y'all are cracking me up!

 

[Inkheart]

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I think it comes down to what you feed the chickens and the breed - not how much they cost - COURSE if you feed them unicorn droppings - the egg quality goes WAY Up

 

[ARose4Heaven]

But if you put a purple layer x over a pink layer splash, you'll get a black egg layer with a puffy poodle tail.

 

[acid_chipmunk]

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I think it comes down to what you feed the chickens and the breed - not how much they cost - COURSE if you feed them unicorn droppings - the egg quality goes WAY Up

What about dragon droppings? I've got TONS of that and don't know what to do with it all!

 

[acid_chipmunk]

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Ooo, can you shape like you can poodles, too?

 

[greeneggsandham]

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You forgot living in the house.....

And she came with a free unicorn.

I'll trade you a 3ft bright pink Salmon Favorelle that lays golden eggs three times a week for the unicorn. I can't find one of them anywhere, plus I have enough golden eggs that I am running out of room in my vault.