Dear chicken know-it-alls,

[australorpchick]

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Actually, they're called "Amerunicorns". They lay purple eggs with yellow polka dots.

Those are ACTUALLY Easter Eggicorns. REAL Amerunicorns lay solid gold eggs. Don't worry. You'll learn.

Sheesh, you're both wrong. Don't you know there's no "i"?! It's Amerunacorns! Novices!!!

 

[FireTigeris]

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That was a 'bad yolk' keep that up and you'll 'scramble' the new eggs and leave everyone else 'sunny-side-up' so no 'poaching' the gags.

 

[acid_chipmunk]

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Those are ACTUALLY Easter Eggicorns. REAL Amerunicorns lay solid gold eggs. Don't worry. You'll learn.

Sheesh, you're both wrong. Don't you know there's no "i"?! It's Amerunacorns! Novices!!!

No wonder we aren't getting the right ones!

 

[mchl]

try a little dragon dropping compost tea does great for your tomatos

 

[ARose4Heaven]

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Ooo, can you shape like you can poodles, too?

Yup. But only on the Roos cause these are Sex-Links, and the roos and the hens is different birds.

 

[FireTigeris]

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Those are ACTUALLY Easter Eggicorns. REAL Amerunicorns lay solid gold eggs. Don't worry. You'll learn.

Sheesh, you're both wrong. Don't you know there's no "i"?! It's Amerunacorns! Novices!!!

Wait there's no I in Ameraucana but there is one in novIces...

 

[Inkheart]

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I think it comes down to what you feed the chickens and the breed - not how much they cost - COURSE if you feed them unicorn droppings - the egg quality goes WAY Up

What about dragon droppings? I've got TONS of that and don't know what to do with it all!

I heard the housewives of Beverly Hills were paying BIG bucks for Dragon poooo - makes a facial that will take years off!

 

[acid_chipmunk]

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What about dragon droppings? I've got TONS of that and don't know what to do with it all!

I heard the housewives of Beverly Hills were paying BIG bucks for Dragon poooo - makes a facial that will take years off!

Woo hoo! FINALLY something I can do with it and get big bucks out of it!!!

 

[ARose4Heaven]

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What about dragon droppings? I've got TONS of that and don't know what to do with it all!

I heard the housewives of Beverly Hills were paying BIG bucks for Dragon poooo - makes a facial that will take years off!

Didn't you know dragon poo is green...just like those nice little Ameri-whatever hens eggs. And if ya pile it round yer house, you can shut off the furnace, cause it generates heat!

 

[Sportsterjeep]

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Those are ACTUALLY Easter Eggicorns. REAL Amerunicorns lay solid gold eggs. Don't worry. You'll learn.

Sheesh, you're both wrong. Don't you know there's no "i"?! It's Amerunacorns! Novices!!!

But the feed store said these were Amerunacorns NOT Easter Eggicorns, and he even checked the box and the sales slip!!!! So the hatchery LIED to me?!?!?!?!