Dear Ralphie's Relationship advice............

[BantyChooks]

The ER or the crowbar motel, which is worse?

It'll be the ER to the crowbar motel... seriously, when they find a half eaten person next to bait next to a campfire with no ashes, and then they see that someone got taken into a hospital for eating ashes, where do you think they'll look for suspects???

 

[duluthralphie]

It'll be the ER to the crowbar motel... seriously, when they find a half eaten person next to bait next to a campfire with no ashes, and then they see that someone got taken into a hospital for eating ashes, where do you think they'll look for suspects???

I think you misunderstood the whole idea of the "extra" person...There is no other bait...

 

[BantyChooks]

I think you misunderstood the whole idea of the "extra" person...There is no other bait...

How do you get the alligator where you need it when you need it, then?

 

[PirateGirl]

How do you get the alligator where you need it when you need it, then?

This is a long term plan. I think you need to first capture and raise an alligator.

 

[BantyChooks]

This is a long term plan. I think you need to first capture and raise an alligator.

They'll kill it and analyze the stomach contents to see where it was raised. Boom, your ashy self is caught. Again.

 

[PirateGirl]

All I can think is the movie Lake Placid...

 

[duluthralphie]

When fishing for alligators... you find an alligator infested lake... then tell the bait we are going skiing.. pull him at a slow speed.. the gators do the rest.

 

[BantyChooks]

When fishing for alligators... you find an alligator infested lake... then tell the bait we are going skiing.. pull him at a slow speed.. the gators do the rest.

What if the bait hates water skiing?

 

[Tortoise]

For the record, air tools are antiques. I suggest the Dewalt 20v Max line of power tools. They are faster, better and easier to use than the air tools.

I have a shop loaded with DeWalt 20v Max that keep magically appearing. My wife has started to notice them. but each one she notices is "something I have had for ages".

I plan to sell all my air tool and electric (120v) tools and buy more DeWalt 20v max or fishing equipment.

We have enough battery tools, yuck. I really don't like them. They always seem to die out too quickly and right when I'm almost done with the project.
Like building that boat to take the special person fishing on that alligator infested lake

 

[duluthralphie]

We have enough battery tools, yuck. I really don't like them. They always seem to die out too quickly and right when I'm almost done with the project.
Like building that boat to take the special person fishing on that alligator infested lake

That is why I insist on dewalt 20v max.. they are stronger and last longer.