Debiraymond!!!! My turn for stupid human tricks!

[Ol'FashionHen]

For some odd reason sometimes my ankles just give out and I will fall right over. So a few weeks ago I stepped off my porch and woops fell right over, twisted my ankle pretty bad, I was more upset because I know I had to have landed on chicken poo somewhere, a few days prior to that accident I smashed my thumb in the car door.

 

[debilorrah]

Ol'FashionHen :

For some odd reason sometimes my ankles just give out and I will fall right over. So a few weeks ago I stepped off my porch and woops fell right over, twisted my ankle pretty bad, I was more upset because I know I had to have landed on chicken poo somewhere, a few days prior to that accident I smashed my thumb in the car door.

Once you have collected five of those stories you can join our club.

 

[Camelot Farms]

I have a funny from my 14 yr old DS....I will try not to wet my pants while telling it...

He was sitting in our pick up while DH was talking to a buddy on the passenger side. DH says to DS: All right, close the door and lets get going. At which point DS closes the door while his head is still in the open space. He thought the window was down.

That was 2 years ago and I still laugh recalling the resounding 'THWAP' of his head bouncing off the window.

 

[gritsar]

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My DD was the clumsiest thing and this was way back before I developed my own, so we can't say it was inherited. The child couldn't get out of her own way. Then as a teen we finally figured out the problem. She had two completely different feet. One was long, narrow and a size 8 (like me) and the other was short, wide and a size 7 like her Dad.

 

[SarahBeth9394]

Yup I've brushed my teeth with Desitin and sprayed my hair with Lysol.

 

[gritsar]

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You're making good progress! Keep working on it!

 

[Southernbelle]

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...hurts...

...can't stop laughing...

...I'm picturing your hubby's face...

...can't breathe...

 

[gritsar]

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...hurts...

...can't stop laughing...

...I'm picturing your hubby's face...

...can't breathe...

I can't tell you what the look on his face was. I got out of there and quick!

 

[Ol'FashionHen]

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Oh Debi there are so many

, some I could tell you of, some I can't

 

[Kesta]

i once walked straight into a sliding glass door, broke my glasses

i once fell down half our stairs in my brand new baby blue outfit. the blood stains never did come out.