Definition of "tragedy"

[technodoll]

Having only one EE hen who gives you one perfect green egg every two days, having a lineup of customers waiting for green eggs, putting said egg on the counter for a minute, hearing SPLAT, turning around and finding this:

TRAGEDY!!

 

[little_grey_bantam]

LOL, it's so sad, but so funny!
I've been there before, except I went to pull an egg out of my pocket and put it in the carton...
I guess when I was pulling it out of my pocket, I forgot to cup it and *egg flies into side of freezer* (I set them on top of the freezer) and bounces right back into my hand...

ALL I can utter is something like this: UGhhghalkj$%)(*#)@???!!!
I stopped to think about it for a second, looked at the egg and the crack and put my head down and uttered: Wahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Very softly at first, then loud, then whimpered and pouted and then got mad LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Talk about being a GIRL!

And being MOODY!! hahahahha

 

[HennyJenny]

That's how I feel when a plain old brown one breaks

- A green one breaking would send me over the edge

- that does indeed seem to be the very definition of Tragedy!

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

My dogs would consider that a gift from heaven.

It's all about perspective, I guess.

 

[technodoll]

Quote:
The worst thing is I was so upset I never thought to call the dogs for them to at least have a snack out of it -

DOUBLE TRAGEDY!!