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[Up-the-Creek]

Okay, you wanna trade horror stories on the kids,..my sweet baby Shelby, she was about I think close to two or so. She liked to play in her diaper. My DH walks in her room one day and she standing real close to her little 13" TV, he walks in and peeks around to see what she was doing. She had rubbed poo all over her TV!

It was in the speakers and you know, just smashed in and ground in. Oh it was even all over her. Thank goodness DH found her,..I cleaned her up, but I couldn't touch the TV. DH cleaned it up.

 

[kycowgirlchick]

My little girl is 23 months and oh my she is a hand full. She tries to get into anything. I have had to clean out my vanity drawers. And keep doors shut.
One day she was quiet and I wondered where she was......She was sitting in the bathroom floor with her pants leg pulled up......with a disposable razor shaving her leg. I freaked. But she didnt cut herself.
And in a blink of an eye today she took off to the barn. When we got down there she had decided it was time to feed. She had filled up the cats bowl with chicken scratch. The cats were looking really weird at her. But she was so proud of herself.

 

[BellLisamo]

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OMG!!! I heard a similar story about 3 days ago! WOW!!!!

i suppose you duct taped her diaper after this?

 

[Up-the-Creek]

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OMG!!! I heard a similar story about 3 days ago! WOW!!!!

i suppose you duct taped her diaper after this?

Yes, the 200 mph kind.

I would raise twenty boys to one girl. They are hard to guard!

 

[BellLisamo]

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Oh i tried shaving when i was like 7 and i DID cut my leg. My mom walks in and sees the tub with red colored water. She asked me if i tried shaving my legs.... I showed her this 2 inch long cut. So she picked up the razor and handed it to me and says "you wanna try shaving the other one?"

and that cat story is really funny!!!!

 

[kycowgirlchick]

I dont know why they love to stick their hands in their diapers? I am always making her quit. One day she sticks her hand in her diaper, and says POO. I thought her daddy was going to throw up. I laughed so hard.

 

[BellLisamo]

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THANK GOD i never went through that with my daughter. but my son is still only 9 months.... im scared

 

[Up-the-Creek]

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My nephew when he was little was staying with us. He got up early one morning and decided to feed my dogs. He mixed up baking powder and flour and whatever else he could find and added water. It basically exploded all over my kitchen! It was a mess. I asked him why he was feeding the dogs because they had food, he said,"No they dont, I ate it for breakfast!"

Poor kid!

 

[BellLisamo]

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My nephew when he was little was staying with us. He got up early one morning and decided to feed my dogs. He mixed up baking powder and flour and whatever else he could find and added water. It basically exploded all over my kitchen! It was a mess. I asked him why he was feeding the dogs because they had food, he said,"No they dont, I ate it for breakfast!"

Poor kid!

ahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh my goodness! thats so funny!!!!


AHHHHHH i guess its my bedtime. Ill wake up and post on here again. See what we can get going tomorrow. LOL

 

[RooptyDoo]

My 16 year old daughter babysits 2 year old triplets. They had a terrible time getting them to keep their diapers on. They finally started putting their diapers on backwards and duct taping the tabs down to keep their drawers on. One is a handful, three causes a lot of copycat troubles!