Derperella, the (weird) Faverolles, & Friends

[AtlantaChick]

Derp's egg song sounds like someone running amok with a damaged squeaky toy.

Both my dogs looked up when I hit play, and I think my younger one was convinced I was hiding a squeaky toy somewhere! He got up, was sniffing at my hands and around my back...

 

[drumstick diva]

I fear the world just isn't ready yet for Derp's version

 

[RaintheRooster]

Derp should be her own breed.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Derp should be her own breed.

Yeah!

 

[drumstick diva]

I think she already is. She deserves to be on a postal stamp.

 

[Nambroth]

I think it was suggested a year or two ago that Derperella is a Derpington.
Maybe a Derperolles?
Or a Derpucana?
Perhaps a Derpalusian?
Surely not a Derpenzeller Spitzhauben?
A Derpalorp?
Or a Derpandotte?
Derpenvelder?
Maybe a Derpeye?
Perhaps a Derpine?
Oh, a Derptecler?
Simply a Derpish?
Not a Derpalaya?
Maybe a Derpinique?
An Easter Derper?
Perhaps a Derpoumi?
A Derpburg?
Hmm, a Swedish Flower Derp?
Maybe a Derplandic?
Derpenvelder?
Oh, a Derpshan?
Probably not a Derphorn?
Perhaps a Speckled Derpex?
A Derpken?
Not a Rhode Island Derp?
Maybe a Plymouth Derp?
A Derperama?
Perhaps a Showderp?
Truly, a Sicilian Butterderp?
A Derpizzle?
Maybe a Derpumatra?
Perhaps a Derpsummer?
Not a Derpohama?


If you can make it through this list and say these out loud without giggling (or getting strange looks from other people in the room), bonus points.
(these are all based on real breeds, but not ALL breeds!!)

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

I think it was suggested a year or two ago that Derperella is a Derpington.
Maybe a Derperolles?

Or a Derpucana?
Perhaps a Derpalusian?
Surely not a Derpenzeller Spitzhauben?
A Derpalorp?
Or a Derpandotte?
Derpenvelder?
Maybe a Derpeye?
Perhaps a Derpine?
Oh, a Derptecler?
Simply a Derpish?
Not a Derpalaya?
Maybe a Derpinique?
An Easter Derper?
Perhaps a Derpoumi?
A Derpburg?
Hmm, a Swedish Flower Derp?
Maybe a Derplandic?
Derpenvelder?
Oh, a Derpshan?
Probably not a Derphorn?
Perhaps a Speckled Derpex?
A Derpken?
Not a Rhode Island Derp?
Maybe a Plymouth Derp?
A Derperama?
Perhaps a Showderp?
Truly, a Sicilian Butterderp?
A Derpizzle?
Maybe a Derpumatra?
Perhaps a Derpsummer?
Not a Derpohama?


If you can make it through this list and say these out loud without giggling (or getting strange looks from other people in the room), bonus points.
(these are all based on real breeds, but not ALL breeds!!)

Those are awesome!! Some of them sound like they could be real breeds. tehehe

 

[drumstick diva]

Derpizzle sounds like a chicken with urinary incontinence - ha ha

 

[ChickenPeep]

I love the videos! The finger game made me laugh. She just looks so disappointed when she doesn't get to eat your finger.

I also thought it was funny because I do that to my hen Ebony, but instead of trying to eat my fingers she really just wants to kill me.

That's what I get for messing with a "queen hen" during her bedtime!

 

[ChickenPeep]

Derpizzle sounds like a chicken with urinary incontinence - ha ha

You, ma'am are too funny.