I will continue to shop around for t-shirts! I have been so busy lately that I haven't had time, but I hear your pleas! I also have to figure out what photo to use. I have quite a lot that I haven't posted yet....
I do love the videos of Peaches, the faverolles! I used to watch that video when my chickens were tiny babies, and I'd pray that neither of my Faverolles ever got quite so.. uhhh... special. Whoops.
Derperella was growing at a regular rate and turning into a real chicken!
Feathered out? Check!
Lady Voice? Check! (honk!)
Bead and muffs? Double check!
Fancy foot feathers? Check!
Double extra overtime weirdness? CHECK!
Chickadee, the curious and clever barred rock, is a very nice chicken. She doesn't peck anyone on the head or chestbump anyone. Because of this, she gets along well with Derp, who also makes no point in pecking anyone's head or chestbumping.
Yet again, Chickadee investigates what Derp might be doing. The answer is: No One Knows.
The Food Lady often holds a black, shiny thing that goes "ca-chink!" when she points it at Derp. This requires much staring.
Sometimes, just sometimes, it requires both staring AND honking.
These are very, very special sorts of moments.
At times, the Food People cannot believe their luck in having Derp survive. They think back on those trying times, when she was not eating anything, or when her crop was impacted, or when she was trying to gobble down the Food Lady's hair, and they sigh out a tremendous breath; Could there be anything more fantastic than The Derp?
I will let you answer that. Look deep inside your heart and say it with me:
I am gonna take a trip on my little rocket ship, fly into the sky and land at Derperella's side, take her home with me, just you wait and see!
I have been showing everyone who comes over this Thread. My mom said she couldn't tell that Derp wasn't "Right". I Swear I am going to make a Derperella shirt of my own if you don't.