DH washed the dishes with Windex. Will I die?

[Crazy Maizie]

Worked for me with washing clothes.

Worked for my husband who threw a green and white checkered tablecloth in the wash with whites. Never had to do laundry again.

 

[wrathsfarm]

How many new husbands are subscribed secretly to this thread.... Not posting, taking notes.

 

[LaFleche]

what should I do…

Don't worry. As long as he doesn't use "Wifex"...

 

[Jenbirdee]

You all are bad.
I get the concept. I remember being a kid and when my brother had to mow with a push mower he'd always mow over something and break the mower or tear something up. Got him out of mowing but I thought he was a jerk cause it cost my mom money to buy another mower and made him look lazy.
Maybe that's why I wouldn't get on board with the game. More likely though I'm thinking a wife/gf would quickly catch on and decide to play her own version and suddenly become bad at doing something I'd want.
Worse cause..... ouchie. Best case.... you suc .... ok I'm off the rails now.... better go

years ago one of my daughters broke 3 vacuum cleaners that way

 

[LaFleche]

years ago one of my daughters broke 3 vacuum cleaners that way

As soon as you announce to make the "intentional incompetent" pay for the damage they cause, they miraculously transform into exceptionally capable persons ...

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I guess I'm with Moony. I've never understood the urge to do something badly to get out of doing it. I do things badly because I don't know how to/physically can't do them, not because I don't want to do something. All it does is add stress to everyone involved if things are done wrong.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I guess I'm with Moony.

Guess? That makes it sound like that almost hurt to say.